Pretty sure that’s a morgue.
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I’ve looked at too many house listings in the last year and already knew it was a 100% stone cold lock that “chef’s kitchen” would be in the description. Glad they listing agent didn’t disappoint!
I mean they aren’t totally wrong there it does kind of look like a kitchen you’d see in a restaurant. Seems like that will turn of 99% of buyers though, bold move
+1. My kitchen was designed by people who care more about how a kitchen looks than how it operates. Wish I had the one pictured. Full disclosure - I could have gotten involved in the kitchen design, but I didn’t, so I have nobody to blame except myself.
That picture reminds me a little of this one I just saw
Which, for only ~$4.5M, can be yours. Gigantic place in SE Portland
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1600-SE-Division-St-Portland-OR-97202/176558850_zpid/
not a fan of those hanging fixtures but damn i want
Could be somebody running a catering operation out of the house. Or maybe they owned a restaurant supply store.
Either way, the floor plan is all sorts of fucked up and that would be a much bigger issue to me than the kitchen.
That window/frame behind the stove would get super greasy over time.
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I hate subway tiles, otherwise I’d snatch it right up
Lol reminded me of this wtf I just saw:
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/333-NW-86th-St-Seattle-WA-98117/48697314_zpid/
Meanwhile at the Alex Jones trial:
https://twitter.com/annamerlan/status/1573036729459580930?s=46&t=XeUVj0rei3JAfpEw1G5G9A
https://twitter.com/annamerlan/status/1573013419866742784?s=46&t=XeUVj0rei3JAfpEw1G5G9A
https://twitter.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1572966735782809600?s=46&t=XeUVj0rei3JAfpEw1G5G9A
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lol, hope the judge royally fucks him over.
The NYT had a bit that Jones strategy in life when dealing with anyone is to either cut them off or yell over them when they’re on his show or to yell over someone at press conferences or media events.
Sounds like he doesn’t switch gears so easily to the question and response format of a trial.
Hannibal Lector’s kitchen
Dude is probably raising insane amounts of money due to this trial. The more insane he acts, the more money he gets.
Man I gotta catch up on Knowledge Fight episodes
Love to see it
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I give up. What’s wrong with it?
The previous comment was about how the window would get greasy over time and this photo doesn’t do it justice. I must’ve been looking at the 3D walkthrough view. It’s a nice kitchen, but that glass is going to be greasy.
I guess that is a reasonable concern. I never would have thought of it.