I was kinda thinking it might be cool if some of the things I’ve been very pessimistic about maybe didn’t happen, but it sure seems like we’re going to do them all, all at the same time.
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Must be extremely contagious if all 13 people having sex in Canada have spread it
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Too much monkey business.
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Our current president was born 4 years earlier than him.
Hope that kids lawyer gets a million for him from the school district!
Schools seem to be full of idiot administrators w “zero tolerance” bullshit ideas.
We got a letter about 3 years ago after an incident w our kid. He was kicked over 20 times by another student, for no reason except bullying (other kid was egged on by other assholes in their grade). My kid finally kicked back ONE time (after receiving over 20 unprovoked kickings). Both kids got 1 day ISS and a disciplinary note on their record.
Fn unbelievable. I‘m still ready to light up on the principal and v principal. My wife literally doesn’t let me communicate w those 2 at the school; she’s much more diplomatic than me - but was also livid. She blew up on them and also warned them not to call my no, and they haven’t. I still have my mental barrels loaded and ready if I ever somehow come across either of those two shitty school administrators
PS: My kid got extra ice cream for the next days.
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ah damn i had this exact take in the elon thread but it looks like you beat me to it. self reported slow pony violation.
edit - got 15 likes to your 1 LOL
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Did you guys ever watch Community? There was this whole story arc about different timelines and one of them being the darkest timeline. How the fuck did we end up on it?
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We got to crossover then
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Tri-tip? Or what’s the cut, and what are your plans? And do you want this moved to the cooking thread?
I’m playing poker in the Dominican Republic, (see poker news thread for details) I’m now sitting next to possibly the ultimate cliché, an enormous American man with a VIP bracelet and a huge gaudy gold watch sitting in a manspread stance so wide he is in my space and the space of seat on the other side. After determining “that I speak English” he tells me he is wasted but it’s ok because he has something called liquid IV that his son, who is the leader of a frat, swears by. Believe it or not he is terrible at poker. I wonder who he voted for.
Edit : He has a Bluetooth earpiece in.
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Lol local news
48 speeding tickets this year, that’s insane.
When I go back on my trip, I’m going to pretend to be a version of that guy. I’m old enough and fat enough, and I’ll be moving through place to place so the pros won’t get to know me.
I will not however be turning my beard into a goatee. That’s a bridge too far. I will rock the wraparound shades and Bass Pro Shops t-shirt though.
My problem is if I’m playing poker I like to talk poker. So at some point I usually give away that I at least know the terminology of basic poker strategy.
I don’t like money enough to put myself through sitting next to stereotypical Trump guy for hours on end. Good luck.
I’m a bald fat dude with a goatee. Sometimes I feel like I’m undercover. All the biggest pieces of garbage feel free to speak their minds around me, assuming I’m one of them. It’s actually quite useful.
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Let’s say you rented a place with a pool and hot tub for a weekend getaway in MI with friends. The house cost $1900 for 3 nights. You get a call the night before saying the pool heater pump is broke. Would you ask for a discount and how much?
Edit: the pool is still usable. Just cold as shit.
A woman meets a guy on a dating website. He becomes violently abusive attacking the woman with a knife and machete. She calls the police. The police open an investigation and then it’s quickly dropped from reasons unexplained. The guy boasts that he’s an uncover informant for MI5 and can’t be touched.
After being threatened that he’ll be made public he leaves the country and supposedly gets in the service of another foreign intelligence service. After he leaves the police come by and collect everything finding Nazi memorabilia and notes about his urges to kill Jews and the woman. The woman’s belongings aren’t returned by the police, but by a random guy. In the other country, another woman reports the same thing, that he became abusive and violently threatened her.
BBC tries to write up the story but the UK government intervenes to prevent the BBC from identifying the person.
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Anywhere else have this issue with refrigerators not being in apartments?
I’d start the bidding at 50% off. They’ve ruined your weekend and you don’t have time to make alternative plans.
The delicate part is that if the negotiations go bad, he can just bar you from the property all together and then you are super-fucked. So maybe the play is to complain to owner/airbnb after to claw some of the money back.
Tough situation. Sorry, man.
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