PI markets for Alaska ticking up. Insider trading? Good news incoming?
lol
We should do an 8chan roulette thread where everyone gets a board at random and has to post a TR.
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God I regret even starting to type this butā¦
If the issue in PA is that Trumps boys couldnāt sniff the ballots as they were being counted, how could the remedy be just throwing them in the trash rather than, say, just counting them again? sigh
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yeah, itās all a supermassive blackhole of stupidity at the center of a stupid galaxy
Whoās out here mashing F5 with me for our last hit of meaningful election results?
Why though?
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Sure, itās watered down compared to that pure uncut heromethacaine concoction on the overnight of 11/3 into 11/4, but itās what weāve got.
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Weāre not drawing dead there and thereās a Senate race.
What do sweet summer childs looks like in Alaska?
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Iāve had the race pegged at 5%, Iām not exactly the sweetest summerest child here.
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Even more naive than normal summer child because the sun never sets
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To close out āChapter 1: Election Day Week Monthā of this dramatic affair.
Alaska results are in, weāre not meeting our threshold.
Biden 27,251
Trump 20,420
Biden 57% Trump 43%
We needed to run at 67.6%.
Senate
Gross 26,081
Sullivan 21,266
Gross 55%, Sullivan 45%
We needed to run at 68.65%.
So close
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I just had a new panic scenario and need some talking off the ledge.
This article sums it up better than I can:
Why canāt this happen, exactly? Other than norms?
Lol JDās website appears to be non responsive
Apparently Lincoln Project is running attack ads against them
Let them fight, I say
https://mobile.twitter.com/aaronjcarpenter/status/1326305806535565313?s=21
Donāt worry Derplandia is already one step ahead of you. This was posted up thread.