‘I don’t have to attend every argument I’m invited to.’
-Dorothy Parker
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A terrific picture, terrific. And you know what else? It was good.
I don’t just love you. I like you.
A healthy man has 1000 desires.
A sick man only one.
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This is the first time anonymo has posted — let’s welcome them to our community!
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Dare not to sleep
A new broom sweeps clean.
A dirty Swiffer pushes the dust.
“If there’s anything around here more important than my ego, I want it caught and shot now!”
“I wonder who this ship belongs to anyway," said Arthur.
“Me,” said Zaphod.
“No. Who it really belongs to.”
“Really me,” insisted Zaphod. "Look, property is theft, right? Therefore theft is property. Therefore this ship is mine, okay?”
So dumb they couldn’t catch a cold.
Some people have more dollars than sense.
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All hat no cattle
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If most car accidents occur within a mile of the home, why don’t people just move?
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- Does it need to be said?
- Does it need to be said by me?
- Does it need to be said now?
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Those who have never posted on the internet may be wiser than everyone who has ever posted on the internet.
It’s better to stand mute and appear a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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It is better to appear aloof and distant and click the trash can icon, rather than hit reply and remove all doubt.
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