Good health is a crown that only the sick can see.
How to become a millionaire: First step. Be a billionaire Second step. Buy a boat.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
Bad decisions make good stories.
A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.
Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
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