I love nuts. Just not in bread. That’s like mixing sex and Christmas.
Please stop Ho Ho Ho! shaming.
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I’m surprised you of all people have a problem with sex and anything 
What can I say, Christmas ain’t sexy 🤷🏼
I like it when we agree on things, I’m not sure why.
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Don’t kink shame. #uglysweaters #mistletoe
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I’ve had both. Don’t mind it so long as the nuts are finely ground instead of being giant chunks.
You probably like fruit cake! 
this is a stout little channel, it seems
Status Coup, bitches.
We Midwesterners eat banana bread because we’re simply too polite to not eat it when Karen brings banana bread to the office. Doesn’t mean we all like it.
Chris Hayes makes 30K a day, is that true?
Eat the rich
The Bahamian pleasure palace featured a faux Mayan temple, sculptures of smoke-breathing snakes and a disco with a stripper pole. The owner, Peter Nygard, a Canadian fashion executive, showed off his estate on TV shows like “Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous” and threw loud beachfront parties, reveling in the company of teenage girls and young women.
Next door, Louis Bacon, an American hedge fund billionaire, presided over an airy retreat with a lawn for croquet. Mr. Bacon preferred hunting alone with a bow and arrow to attending wild parties, and if mentioned at all in the press, was typically described as buttoned-up.
The neighbors had little in common except for extreme wealth and a driveway. But when Mr. Nygard wasn’t allowed to rebuild after a fire, he blamed Mr. Bacon. Since then, the two have been embroiled in an epic battle, spending tens of millions of dollars and filing at least 25 lawsuits in five jurisdictions. Mr. Nygard, 78, has spread stories accusing Mr. Bacon of being an insider trader, murderer and member of the Ku Klux Klan. Mr. Bacon, 63, has accused Mr. Nygard of plotting to kill him.
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A quick Google says he gets a $6 million salary which is ~$16,500 a day.
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There are not 365 working days in a year. It’s closer to $24k/day, depending on how many working days in a jurisdiction.
Whoever is writing the Charmin Booty jingles is killing it.
Especially this one (sorry for the Big Bird video). Charmin Booty Smile is an elite jingle.
Flat earth rocket man died. Guess how.
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I feel like there’s a better version of me out there somewhere who doesn’t laugh at this event, but I am not that person.
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Wait how do you post charmin commercials and not the best one? Cmon
Try getting this song out of your head, it’s impossible.
Lol that is the worst one and yet you’re correct. Perfection.