Winter 2021 LC Thread—I Want Sous Vide

I was offered to skip 8th grade and go straight to high school. I said no because I didn’t want to leave my friends and screw up what I was doing in sports.

So instead, I got to go to the high school for an extra hour of school so I could do math, then they bussed me to middle school. Didn’t appreciate how much extra work that was for every one at the time, but I appreciate it now.

The reason we do that is because the NFL is a cartel. THAT’S CAPITALISM

There’s no promotion or relegation?

How do you know to substract 30 or 3 respectively?

You can see it is without calculation. Your brain recognises a gap of 3 between 8 and 5 because it’s embedded.

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I’ve never heard of the second term, so I don’t think so

I’m on the lookout for a chance to use “Cox but no balls” but sadly it doesn’t seem to work in this instance.

Cox seems to want to please everyone. He’s like Glenn in Superstore.

You have promotion without relegation?

Does the league just get bigger when a team gets promoted?

There is no promotion. The league does get bigger every time a new team is admitted.

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Any excuse to write something in Rust is worth taking.

Also you left out the actual subtraction when you broke down Greg’s method!

My brain does these operations:
Well 82-40=42 and 42-9 waitasecond 12-9=3, so 42 is 30 more than 12, so the answer is 33.

Seeing people talk about doing 82-50+1 makes sense, but my brain just wouldn’t go there on its own.

A rich guy basically just gets to pay ~500 million to a few billion to inject a team into the league then they take a player from every team is basically how expansion works.

The NHL added a new team for this upcoming year and this just played out.

There’s a scene in Ted Lasso where the footballers are asking what happens to bad teams in America if there’s no relegation and the answer is something like:

“They just play out the rest of their lifeless seasons in half-empty stadiums and for some reason everybody’s pretty much ok with that.”

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Hunter Biden is trending according to the bumblefucks at Twitter. Looks like a SEX TAPE.

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We got him!

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I mean you have to watch it, right?

He ain’t getting with 5’s given his wealth.

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Counterpoint: Tiger Woods

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You didn’t think Elin Nordegren was hot?

Are her elbows too pointy for you?

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She was and still is hot af. The other ladies he banged that caused the divorce or whatever were not necessarily hot. Which makes it double weird. He’s married to a very hot girl and banging uggos despite his cash and hot ass wife.

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Don’t forget Ahnuld