lol this thread…Bloomberg is the personification of the Ok Boomer meme
https://twitter.com/federicca/status/1192593117708509190?s=20
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This image is deeply disturbing.
-If bite into a whole cinnamon roll, fine.
-If you cut it with a fork and a knife, good. Now you eat it with a fork. This is probably the best way.
-If you pick up the pieces with one hand, now ignoring the fork, you are a bit sloppy but it’s no big deal.
-If you pick up the cut pieces with BOTH hands, unnecessarily touching the stickiest food known to man TWICE in order to bite it like a chicken wing, you are a true PSYCHOPATH and should be locked away for the safety of yourself and others.
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Have you ever thought, for even one second, that maybe he doesn’t have much hand strength and that’s why he needs to use two? That’s how Dumb Donny drinks from a small water bottle.
Looks like Clinton will miss the alabama filing deadline and probably some other irrels like Messam
Bloomberg has just made it, and so has Delaney, I know just in the nick of time for Delaney to be president.
edit–and she has. Somehow there still will be 10% tomorrow on hillary yes.
I am old enough to remember how presidential primaries go for former NYC mayors who decide not to contest early states.
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Not for a single second did I think of that.
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lol, me neither. But I tried.
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https://twitter.com/michaelscherer/status/1192929806704402433
52 is that his net worth in billions or his IQ?
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The more I think about it, the more I think Bloomberg jumping in really hurts Tom Steyer’s chances
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Any time this person appears in public everyone should be shouting “OK Bloomer”
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Steyer > Bloomberg and it’s not particularly close. Steyer was on impeachment before Bloomberg’s presidential balls dropped.
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I hope Warren uses it, or Bernie.
I’m probably going against the grain here, but I think this is actually a pretty smart strategy.
Bloomer (and yes, I’m calling him that from now on) knows he can’t win the early states; he’s spent no time there and there are already established candidates who have.
But if Biden has bad results in the first four contests, he’s done. If he finishes 4th in Iowa and NH, then follows that with a shock loss in SC, no one will take his candidacy seriously anymore.
But a lot of Biden voters aren’t going to just shrug and go with a more progressive option without a lot of kicking and screaming. Pete might be able to get some of them, but even that will be a struggle. It’s a perfect opportunity for Bloomer to swoop in.
Obviously he’s fucked if Biden does well early, but that’s out of Bloomer’s control whether he competes or not.
All signs point to a Howard Schultz level flameout. There is absolutely no demand from any actual voters for this candidacy.
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Only way any strategy he thinks he has can work is if he ends up on the debate stage in December. Is that even possible?
https://twitter.com/thomaswright08/status/1192917774491955202
How much would it cost to just eat all of FNC’s prime time contracts and get them off TV for a few years, ~$200 mill?
hahaha, that’s actually a good idea lol, or at least buy up every ounce of ad time for a mark up on anyone else, and then run ads saying Hannity is an idiot and to stop drinking the Kool-Aid, etc. (personalize ones for each show). I wonder if Murdoch would go for it.
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It’s certainly unlikely, but I don’t think he was getting there even if he did start competing in early states.
What does he think, he’s going to get 40 percent California or something? That’s lol if so.
He’s only skipping the first four states. That’s only like 2 or 3% of the delegates IIRC.