Whereupon We Pontificate About Poor Media Outlet Choices

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Other freaks:

What are you reading?

I know you’ve been curious about sexual fetishes, so I’ll share: Mark Twain was obsessed with young girls, according to his secretary, especially those who wore “butterfly bows of ribbons” on their heads. James Joyce was a panty fetishist. Dostoyevsky was a foot fetishist, as were Fitzgerald, Hugo and Goethe. Rene Descartes fetishized cross-eyed women. Makes me feel less ashamed of my aardvarkophilia.