So after ANOTHER trip to the store has netted no toilet paper, the family and I have realized that our supply may eventually run out in all this mess.
So we are gonna get a toilet seat with a built in bidet, cause who needs this worry, amiright?
For those with experience, any recommendations on model, type, etc? We want to keep it economical but dont want junk.
I just don’t get it. So you get your ass all sprayed out and now it’s clean, then you pull your skivvies and pants up. Doesn’t all that gross water that’s on your butt then get your boxers wet?
Like, 1. I get out of the shower and don’t dry my ass well enough. My boxers get wet. OK. My ass is scrubbed clean, don’t care.
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Most are equipped with air dryers and heat to dry afterward.
Also like, 90% of the world uses these things. I’d say that’s enough proof for me.
Also also, the water is warmed, so it’s not cold water shooting on your B hole
Never done it, but I still feel like you need one wipe after the spray. I always do one wipe after a shower too.
I may not do well in the post-apocalypse.
I guess it’s mostly perception anyway.
Wiping 2 or 3 times with single-ply can’t possibly be better.
Awesome, that’s probably the way I’m leaning, but the 350 dollar one at Costco is super tempting
So, it will be a pandemic that finally gets USA#1 to start using bidets.
Seems like a spray bottle would work fine. You could fill it with warm water. Even add a little soap.
NOT THE SAME
Agreed. We went with the Brondell LE89
I like my bunghole to be clean after pooping and I’ll wet some TP for the penultimate wipe. I’ll do that in Home Depot even, getting a little wet TP ready before I close myself in the stall. I’m sure a bidet would be right up my alley. That said, my old farty ass is hardly spotless a couple hours after pooping and when I go in to dry off my sweaty crack later in the day it’s at least speckled. Point being, a bidet cleaning of your arsehole after pooping is like washing your car right before it’s going to get slightly dirty anyway.
(I wanted to use “wash your car when it’s about to rain”, but it’s hard for me to imagine rain not making your car more clean.)
I never wipe my car. All it ever gets is a bidet.
I could argue analogies more, but I’m sold on bidet anyway. I think I have an empty squirt bottle. I’ll give it a go next chance I get. My schedule is messed up though and I’m not sure when I’ll next poop at home.
I have wanted a bidet forever for normal poops. But in the questions you’re not allowed to ask category, what about the really bad ones where there’s a lot to clean out? I just don’t see any way a water spray is getting that out without significant hand involvement and I’m not super comfortable with that.
Recently had a bathroom remodel done and went totally baller on the toilet. I was underwhelmed at first and posted about it on 22. Got some feedback and subsequently realized that I had the settings wrong (basically didn’t realize I could increase temp and pressure more).
That thing is great. Only problems are that it ruins all other toilets for you and to get totally dry from the dryer does take a bit of time. If I don’t just want to sit there for a few min, I’ll speed up the process with some tp.
That’s exactly where it will be and I’m not blowing smoke up your ass.
I’ve had a cold-water bidet for a few years, and it’s giving out - the spray is much more diffused than it was and it’s getting water all over the place. So it’s time to replace. I’m happy to do so, because bidets are awesome, obviously. But it looks like, in addition to a run on toilet paper, there’s also been a run on bidets.
Hoping to get this one if it ever comes back in stock:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B075MMHQX7
We just had our master bathroom redone and they asked if we wanted to put an electrical outlet in the toilet room. I said no, but now I’m wishing I had said yes so that I could ball out with a fancy-ass heated seat bidet. Those are still available.
Not sure why I’m reading this thread during breakfast.
Trip Report time.
New seat came today. Super easy to install, took about 15 minutes.
First use was… weird. I’m sure it will take some getting used to but I was 100% clean afterward, so huge plus there. It will for sure be weird wiping when using toilets elsewhere going forward.