Walrus V - Odobenus Strikes Back

Sports & Other Games
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I’m in and compiling my list now.

Never posted in POG and first Walrus. With submissions are you to include a reasoning?

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If anyone wants to team up, I’d take a shot at half of these.

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Yeah, I cant do all of these, We seem to have similar tastes. Lets do this

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I’ll take odds unless you have a preference

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OK. How long do I have? 24 hours?

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Deadline is Wednesday

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Oh great thanks. For some reason I thought it was tomorrow.

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It’d be interesting. Probably won’t affect the outcome, but mebbe.

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Yeah that works

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Rexx confirmed lacking eye of tiger and eye of other powerful cats e.g. eye of lion or eye of cheetah et al and lacking attributes of other distinguished animals e.g. strength of bull or neck of giraffe or chomp of hippo et al.

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Her monkey paw says otherwise.

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That clip is also my submission for all seven eight categories.

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Let the record show this doesn’t actually mean anything, it’s just a Simpsons reference that popped in my mind as a reflex.

Rexx knows how to play knifey spooney is what I’m saying.

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I’m totally using a paw wish to win this Walrus.

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Also, I was about to make a joke about keeping your caddish, boorish, downright churlish euphemisms to yourself in the presence of ladies but I see you foresaw the possible complications from not being familiar with paw of monkey.

p.s. The Monkey's Paw by W W Jacobs | Reading | EnglishClub

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I extremely seldom actually lol, but the punchline being listed in the wiki got me:

“Treehouse of Horror II” - In the 1991 Halloween episode of The Simpsons, one of the stories is about how Homer gets a monkey’s paw that grants him four wishes. Each member of the Simpson family (except Marge who actually heeded the warning of the vendor) makes a wish, which have terrible consequences. In a humorous twist, Homer gladly gives the paw to his neighbour Ned Flanders, only for Ned’s wishes to (apparently) go off without any of the usual consequences, causing Homer to grumble “I wish I had a monkey paw.”[11]

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#5 reveal is going to be hilarious and somewhat uncomfortable, like the good old days of sharing bikini pics in BBV.

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Prolly shouldn’t comment after some submissions have been made, but sexiest doesn’t mean hottest girl or getting as close to rated R as possible. Not that it can’t be someone hot people or pushing PG13.

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I love this idea but don’t think i could think of a single answer for any of these categories.