Walrus 13: Reveal!!

ME AND MARIAH

My commentary:

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I’m OK with third place with those two taking the top spot.

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My commentary:

ITS WHITNEY BITCH

11 ?
10 ?
9 pauwl
8 ?
7 rivaldo
6 cassette
5 goofyballer
4 MysteryConman
3 m_hood115
2 6ix
1 R.C

MIA MrWookie, FuncrusherPlus, pyatnitski

don’t nobody leave yet i have two (i hope) fun stories

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@R.C finished either last or tied for last despite winning the final category.

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how many times did i finish last? 3?

I would nominate @m_hood115 @goofyballer and @R.C to run future walruses that I want in on.

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2 last place finishes, 1 9th, 1 8th

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btw i thought @Rivaldo was submitting Whitney too, that’s what I alluded to earlier

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The remaining placements in this category impact the overall placement, but the top 3 is locked in!

1st @m_hood115 54 points
2nd @goofyballer 48 points
3rd @6ix 39 points

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DAT BRONZE with two last places lol

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yay everybody!!!

now, @6ix tell us some stories

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Story time!

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I could maybe do one sometime. Thinking about what the categories would be.

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Ok, so, the song I submitted is a favorite of mine; it’s so well-written that Whitney’s talent performing it is just a bonus.

The funny part is that it’s literally been stuck in my head off-and-on for two decades; when I’m playing poker, mainly omaha, and get to the river with a bricked draw there’s a very good chance “I have nothing, NOTHING, NOTHIIIINNNG” will go through my head and a reasonable chance I’ll sing it out loud.

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Might do a 60s / 70s / 80s / 90s / 00s / 10s one, although it would be hard to surprise me with anything if I did that. So maybe I need different categories. I barely know anything from the last decade so I definitely want that to be one.

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Ouch.

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The other Whitney-related story:

I like to think I’d be a good LGBTQ+ ally regardless, even while growing up being a kinda sorta jock and thug, but the following experience, which might’ve been universal to every big city, definitely cemented it. If you were underage, hell even 14-15 as long as you didn’t look downright cherubic, and wanted to party and experience some nightlife whilst avoiding getting carded then the best bet would be to hit up the gay clubs/bars, in the thriving gay neighborhoods. Chicago was perfect for this but like I said it might’ve been universal. I don’t rightly know the explanation but the powers tha be lagged way behind in enforcing the rules at the LGBTQ+ spots.

It wasn’t until later that I fully realized the impact, when everything LGBTQ+ was getting more normalized and even kind and decent people were still nonetheless weirded out. I’d be like, “So, you didn’t go to drag queen fashion show contests at gay-owned coffee shops that turned into gay afterhours nightclubs on the weekends? Ok that’s a little weird…”

Point is, lol, this track below was the Gay Boy Anthem for years and is forever positively imprinted on my brain:

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