Reminds me of Mutant League Football for Sega Genesis.
Wow, this is insane.
That steamroller was ridiculous. Glad they outlawed it for second half.
May be my last touchdown before being killed next game, but at least I brought value for my meager salary. Hopefully my goblin-wife has a life insurance policy on me.
UP is 2-0! We going undefeated!!!
Also 6 different MVPs so far; our team is deep.
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I pinched a nerve working out this week. What type of voodoo is going on here.
For today’s game UP is up against the Warped Pickaxes, an unconvnetional team full of goblins and giant rats. The thing about goblins is that they’re nimble and they love cheating. Right out the gate, the Pickaxes have an ineligible player who appears to be a pirate with a barrel full of bombs.
After UP kicks the ball away, their defense breaks down completely. The little goblins get off their blocks and slide right past the linemen. Even worse, the giant rats are getting good dice rolls and shoving the orcs around. Orcs try to jam up the right hand side of the field, but the ball carrier runs East-West and jukes right past two defenders for a touchdown.
Before the Pickaxes kick the ball back, the ref catches the bomb-throwing goblin and ejects him from the game. He wasn’t really much of a help, tbh. Orcs try to move the ball forward, but they just don’t have a good two-minute offense and they can’t get there before the end of the half.
G’goreo fields a deep kick and moves upfield while Nick the goblin runs a post route. Canada Matt delivers a nasty hit that injures one of the goblins. With the running lanes jammed up and the clock running down, G’gegoro makes a desperate Hail Mary pass through traffic. Of course it gets intercepted by one of the giant rats and that’s it for the game UP loses 0-1. Passing is really not something orcs should attempt.
It’s a loss, but 2-1, UP still advances to the playoffs. As luck would have it, next game we’re up against the same team for the first playoff game, so we have a shot at getting some payback.
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Please trade me to a team with coaches who can utilize my talents effectively. Thanks in advance.
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He said he’d explain later.
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Read the fineprint people
Playoffs delayed for too many covid positives?
The program keeps crashing, which made it hard to record visuals and also I heard that Blood Bowl III will be released in 2021, so I lost interest. I plan on rebooting things then.
Let me tell you what went down: UP had a playoff match against the goblin/rat team that dunked on us last time and it was some righteous fury.
The goblins once again brought their bomb-throwing pirate to the game, but also they brought a goblin swinging a giant mace and chain, which is clearly against the rules.
The bomb thrower bobbles his own bomb, knocking himself out, and the mace-swinging psycho veers right, giving an open lane for Thin Slicing to blitz and literally murder the goblin ball carrier. He runs it in for a touchdown.
After that, things get nuts. the two illegal goblin players get ejected One of them gets injured, one of them is dead, four of them get concussed, this is one of the most lopsided things I’ve ever seen, the goblin team has almost no one left on the field. G’gorero actually completes a short pass just for funsies and UP wins the grudge match 0-2.
Anyway, I want to reboot this when BBIII come out, buy until then I am closing this.
Nooooo
You realize from now until 2021 is gonna feel like 3 years?