Brag: made perhaps the GOAT pickup this week in terms of prescience with Corduroy Patterson
Beat: I used him to replace Corey Davis who’s done fk all this year until today (4 for 111 and a TD)
Meanwhile Robert Woods has one catch. Oh well at least they’re losing so at least he has a chance for more
No complaining allowed from the person with the second fewest points scored against them on the season. 
It’s gonna be hilarious if I win this somehow. Just need a couple more FGs.
Stop the count!
Your D is so good, you get the opponent to start someone who is out and a defense playing the Cowboys.
My D is legit my best player I’m not even kidding
I’d be winning despite AJ Brown if I had played no defense this week
I need Agholor to fumble.
If Succop kicks a 50-yarder I win by .04 for all the lulz
Riverman forgot to update his roster and I still almost lost to him.
I reckon the tiebreaker order in Yahoo has total points > H2H because I just won my first game to go to 1-3, I beat MD who is also 1-3, yet they have him listed one spot ahead of me? He has a little under 3 more points total on the season
Is this the week it comes crashing down or does my defense continue its greatness?
My top 2 RBs (top 2 picks) are injured. Just nothing but bad luck.
Wonder if Mixon plays.
EDIT: Okay he is
I’m such a sissy. Why would I pick up Trey Lance if I’m too scared to play him when he starts?
Haha. Nice. Idk if I just screwed myself or not with my taunting but GL.
Kyle Pitts has over 5 points. This is not a drill. Just needed Riverman to get him going.
Am I crazy or is Kyle Pitts like shorter and smaller than a big receiver like Megatron? Hmmm says 6’6" - his linemen must be freaking 6’10"
Welp, the good news is that this didn’t matter at all. I definitely was not expecting that explosion from the Chargers. gg