Unstuck NFL Fantasy League ****-talking Thread

Some years you’re just fking snakebit, this is one of those years for me. It was obvious when I forgot the draft but super obvious last week when I missed goty performance out of Buffalo’s D.

This week my team came alive big and would have blown the doors off most of the league butnahhh I run into the top scoring team of the week. Even with my optimal lineup in I had no chance.

Meanwhile in My Other Team news: I got knocked out of first place and undefeated status by the guy who has Josh Allen who went off obviously, never you mind the fact that I had Diggs, not a single one of Allen’s FOUR (4) td passes went to Diggs fml :man_facepalming:

That’s this year for me. Overall I’m under .500

Haven’t been like that in over a decade

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You ready to score 78 points this week @suzzer99 ?

Gonna post this for posterity as it’s almost certainly going to be my peak for the year:

I think it’s clear that, while drafting good players is important, it’s even more important to play defense. Gotta hold your opponents to <100 points per game if you want to succeed in this league.

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I vote we cancel the rest of the season and we have a showdown for 1st.

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This seems like the only reasonable way to proceed.

Thanks, was gonna post same.

Missed opportunity: Spidercrab 2 Y Banana

10.3.21 - the day it all comes crashing down.

I’m looking forward to an epic suzzer rant after you win this flip.

:warning: :warning: :warning: Kyle Pitts has 4 points, which I believe matches his total thus far this season.

Who but the Failcons could draft a once-in-a-generation talent at tight end and then just go welp let’s not use this guy

Checking in to say I’m on the Tilted bandwagon.

Rooting for the slimmest of margins and the most pain possible.

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I think AJ Brown has like 6 points total for me all year.

Why on earth didn’t I start Goedert this week vs. the Chiefs. So dumb.

Goddamit. I just realized that little ? under the player means Questionable. I fucking clicked it and it didn’t say anything about injuries. AJ Brown is out. I deserve to lose.

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CHOOO CHOOO PAIN TRAIN IS GEARING UP

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Tyreek Hill is pretty good.

Got a TD overturned early too.

It’s pretty annoying that the only indication about injury is a little red Q, and when you hover over it, your cursor turns into a question mark but nothing else happens.

They go so far out of their way to warn you and tell about all kinds of crap. But nahhh let’s just make the injury indicator small and cryptic.

I don’t know why I voluntarily pay money to feel like this each week.

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