Lol Trump turned on Putin because Putin bored him with actual history.
I only hope he read this verbatim:
Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!
Thou Turkish devil, brother and companion to the accursed Devil himself, and secretary to Lucifer!
What the hell kind of knight art thou, that canst not slay a hedgehog with thy bare arse?
The devil shits, and thy army eats!
Thou shalt not, thou son of a whore, make subjects of Christian sons; we fear not thy army, by land and by sea we will fight thee, fuck thy mother.
Thou Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, Jerusalem beer-brewer, Alexandrian goat-fucker, Greater and Lesser Egypt’s swineherd, Armenian thief, Podolian hangman, Cossack’s dog, Tartar’s cat, swine-snouted sow, Bracław goat, Kamianets executioner, and the whole world’s fool, and our Lord’s fool.
The devil take thee!
That’s what the Cossacks have to say to thee, thou basest born of runts unfit to herd swine.
Now we conclude, for we know not the date and have no calendar; the moon’s in the sky, the year’s in the book, the day’s the same over all the world — and for this kiss our arse!
Signed:
The Zaporozhian Host.
The greatest letter in human history (probably not real, but whatever, I’m sure it captured the spirit).