I hate the “We totally acted after we got caught doing something. Praise us!”
Well they’re the true news. It says so right in the name.
Someone just unironically posted this on a community page:
The Twelve Days of Socialist Christmas
On the First Day of false belief Socialism gave to me
everything I wanted for free!
On the second day of false belief Socialism gave to me
Two Vegan Patties and
everything I wanted for free!
On the third day of false belief Socialism gave to me
Three Compost Bins
Two Vegan Patties and
Everything I wanted for free!
On the Fourth day of false belief Socialism gave to me
Four Paper drinking straws
Three Compost Bins
Two Vegan Patties and
Everything I wanted for free!
On the Fifth day of false belief Socialism gave to me
Five bio-degradable things
Four Paper drinking straws
Three Compost Bins
Two Vegan Patties and
Everything I wanted for free!
On the Sixth day of false belief Socialism gave to me
Six geese I cannot eat
Five bio-degradable things
Four Paper drinking straws
Three Compost Bins
Two Vegan Patties and
Everything I wanted for free!
On the Seventh day of false belief Socialism gave to me
Seven girls that think they’re boys
Six geese I cannot eat
Five bio-degradable things
Four Paper drinking straws
Three Compost Bins
Two Vegan Patties and
Everything I wanted for free!
On the Eighth day of false belief Socialism gave to me
Eight bianary milkless cows
Seven girls that think they’re boys
Six geese I cannot eat
Five bio-degradable things
Four Paper drinking straws
Three Compost Bins
Two Vegan Patties and
Everything I wanted for free!
On the Ninth day of false belief Socialism gave to me
Nine Drag Queens Dancing
Eight bianary milkless cows
Seven girls that think they’re boys
Six geese I cannot eat
Five bio-degradable things
Four Paper drinking straws
Three Compost Bins
Two Vegan Patties and
Everything I wanted for free!
On the Tenth day of false belief Socialism gave to me
Ten Transgenders Prancing
Nine Drag Queens Dancing
Eight bianary milkless cows
Seven girls that think they’re boys
Six geese I cannot eat
Five bio-degradable things
Four Paper drinking straws
Three Compost Bins
Two Vegan Patties and
Everything I wanted for free!
On the Eleventh day of false belief Socialism gave to me
Eleven Ice Bergs not melting
Ten Transgenders Prancing
Nine Drag Queens Dancing
Eight bianary milkless cows
Seven girls that think they’re boys
Six geese I cannot eat
Five bio-degradable things
Four Paper drinking straws
Three Compost Bins
Two Vegan Patties and
Everything I wanted for free!
On the Twelvth day of false belief Socialism gave to me
Twelve Counties failing
Eleven Ice Bergs not melting
Ten Transgenders Prancing
Nine Drag Queens Dancing
Eight bianary milkless cows
Seven girls that think they’re boys
Six geese I cannot eat
Five bio-degradable things
Four Paper drinking straws
Three Compost Bins
Two Vegan Patties and
Everything I wanted for free!
They never understood how awesome they make socialism sound.
That seems like something a liberal would make up to satirize conservative memes.
in conservative america, drag queens would be legally prohibited from dancing
I’ll never understand why gender fluidity is the scariest thing on earth to the right.
How does someone else’s gender identify effect me in any way? It has to be the most innocuous thing I can think of.
They have some imagined hypothetical where their daughters volleyball coach is a transgender woman who they are forced to watch go to the bathroom. It doesn’t really make a lot of sense.
Um other than 12 counties failiing (counties? 
) and free stuff I guess none of that is scary socialism, just a bunch of bigots triggered by the lgbts or something.
I think it’s more insidious and has to do with them judging literally every woman on how much they want to bang them
Five doesn’t even follow the same musical style as the original
I can’t tell if this is satire.
I love that icebergs NOT melting is a scare point for them
Sadly, it is not.
That’s the first time I’ve ever heard of Sia.
Seriously?
And I thought I was out of touch.
Seriously. I wondered if “Sia” was even a name or if it was an acronym.