Prove you’ve seen a specific Tom Cruise movie without naming the movie.
Balabushka!
1 Like
Disappointed? Why should I be disappointed? I got rose bushes didn’t I? I got a used car, didn’t I? Whats-his-name got, what’d you call him - the, uh… Right right, beneficiary, he got $3,000,000 but he didn’t get the rose bushes.
1 Like
Well that’s great! And you can prove that, right? Oh, that’s right, I forgot; you were sick the day they taught LAW at LAW school!
3 Likes
Who’s gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg?
4 Likes
Denise…Denise the Piece
yes I know I already said it’s not a Tom Cruise movie
2 Likes
I am the last barman poet
I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make
Americans getting stinky on something I stir or shake
The sex on the beach
The schnapps made from peach
The velvet hammer
The alabama slammer.
I make things with juice and froth
The pink squirrel
The 3-toed sloth.
I make drinks so sweat and snazzy
The iced tea
The kamakazi
The orgasm
The death spasm
The Singapore sling
The dingaling.
America you’ve just been devoted to every flavor I got
But if you want to got loaded
Why don’t you just order a shot?
Bar is open.
3 Likes
I didn’t shoplift the pootie.
All right. I shoplifted the pootie.
2 Likes
First, take a big step back and fuck your own face
It’s what you want. It’s what every white boy off the lake wants.
1 Like
I was inverted.
3 Likes
Sorry, but Val Kilmer having a heart-to-hart with Mav after Goose punches out is quality cinema.
5 Likes
Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around
inject the cheese in my veins
1 Like
I’ll see you again in another life when we are both cats.
2 Likes
lol, the worst kind of fan service, it would have been kinder to do a deep fake and age him up instead of rolling out a sick guy.
I was confused, I thought we were talking about the original Top Gun.
3 Likes
It sucks that dudes in movies can’t be emotional without everyone thinking the movie has gay undertones. I gotta watch more Chinese crime dramas, they don’t hold back with guys getting all emotional while trying to murder each other.
1 Like
Sometimes you got to say what the fuck
1 Like
Nonsense. I Love You Man for example. Wonderful hetero male friendship. Mav and Ice are different. That look in their eyes.
Swingers is another “dudes constantly showing love for each other and being very hetero-coded the whole time” movie.
1 Like