The Supreme Court: RIP Literally Everything

https://twitter.com/steve_vladeck/status/1506667215554326534

https://twitter.com/DavidNir/status/1506670824656355329

LOL Breyer

She speaks for a nation

https://twitter.com/seungminkim/status/1506663258916335633?s=21

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Jesus someone just punch this man.

https://twitter.com/lisadnews/status/1506706687318712326?s=21

The number one characteristic to be an elected republican is to be very stupid. This is all just a huge show for them to prove to their constituents that they are the dumbest people alive and thus garner votes.

Its ok to just pretend to be stupid, but I think alot of them become genuinely stupider over time. If you always acting one way you will train yourself to instinctively actually be that way.

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And some notables had a head start!

Iā€™m getting some hope (this is Desantisā€™ abhorrent comms person)

https://twitter.com/christinapushaw/status/1506686575459147779?s=21

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Oh Iā€™m praying alright but I wouldnā€™t say itā€™s for him, per se.

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Do I even want to see how Democrats will fuck up a Thomas vacancy?

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They wonā€™t have a chance. Itā€™s three years to an election. The people should be allowed to have their voices heard before a seat is filled!

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https://twitter.com/NoLieWithBTC/status/1506665085955190787?s=20&t=0zNYdPjOJFWq8Rvzoloqng

https://twitter.com/wilddogranch/status/1506623232211828747?s=20&t=0zNYdPjOJFWq8Rvzoloqng

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https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1506725197063213056?s=20&t=0zNYdPjOJFWq8Rvzoloqng

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Conspiracy-theorist me: Thomas is already gone and theyā€™re hiding it until Jacksonā€™s hearing is over. OR Heā€™s hiding and working out a deal to retire in exchange for his wife not getting charged.

Realist me: Heā€™s still in the hospital but they donā€™t want to overshadow Jacksonā€™s hearing.

WAAF me: Thomas gets the best treatment, comes out alive and healthy as a horse, and lives for 20 more years.

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Heā€™s only 73? Jesus he looks 80 minimum

I mean heā€™s either in the hospital and itā€™s bad, heā€™s home and heā€™s fine, or heā€™s dead, right?

If heā€™s in the hospital, giving that update wouldnā€™t overshadow the hearings. And it would be less strange and attention-grabbing than refusing to update.

If heā€™s home recovering, theyā€™d obviously update that barring extenuating circumstances.

Soā€¦ it feels like thereā€™s a chance?

This would be a tectonic shift in the next 20 years of American politics if he died. Like suddenly Roberts would be back to being the swing vote and sanity would prevail on a lot of these absurd cases, and maybe just maybe the election-related cases would only be absurd ā€œfuck you lolā€ rulings like half the time instead of 90%.

Plus only needing to bink one seat instead of two to flip the court back is a massive EV boost.

Also if the Garland DOJ and Biden administration had the stones to pull a move like this, holy shit. I mean they donā€™t, butā€¦ If they did Iā€™d have to completely re-evaluate.

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If Thomas is out of commission it screws up their plan to drop a bunch of crazy rulings this summer.