The Sumo Thread

He had jumped up and out of the ring though. That’s called a “dead body” in sumo and they’re never going to give him the call there.

Awaiting you when you get off at Ryogoku Station in Tokyo–home of sumo’s Kokugikan arena.

https://x.com/fuhentetsu/status/1996164055644676565?s=20

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Rikishi at play.

https://x.com/Bakutan_bot1/status/2000000283989213597?s=20

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Hakuoho is now Hakunofuji.

https://x.com/kuru2obake/status/2002854186543989076?s=20

Merry Christmas, fellow sumo fans!

https://x.com/ikazuchibeya/status/2003792935398363640?s=20

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lets-get-ready-to-rumble

day 1 and 2 matchups are posted

https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/

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Good chance Hoshoryu doesn’t make it far into the Hatsu Basho as he’s got a pretty bad MCL injury.

Can’t wait to see how Aonishiki fares as a new Ozeki. Probably doesn’t miss a beat.

Let the 2026 Sumo Games begin!

This is what’s great about sumo.

https://x.com/majan_saitou/status/2010998431842717914?s=20

Also this:

https://x.com/issa09265454/status/2010988999939407952?s=20

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Probably not a popular take, but why do they make the giant fat dudes fall down a huge ledge? Just to add some extra chance of injury?

This is a point of contention, the experts all swear it doesn’t add to the injury risk. I am not convinced.

The experts claim that dumping the 400 pound dudes off a cliff doesn’t add to injury risk? Good thing those woke NFL experts aren’t involved to ruin the fun.

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Honestly I think the real answer is there’s so many centuries of tradition behind it that is hard to change. Building the ring is itself a whole quasi-religious ceremony.

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https://x.com/MigClass/status/2011478695580520870?s=20

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Someone’s having a good basho, and it’s not the Yokozuna/Ozeki. Gotta think Onosato goes kyujo because he’s clearly not right.

https://x.com/Japan_lol_w/status/2012785442387583347?s=20

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Four days to go. Who u got?

https://x.com/kuru2obake/status/2014125302604321220?s=20

I love that there will be some 90-pound 95-year-old man sitting front row ready to get absolutely flattened if anything goes wrong

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Those seats are called sunakaburi (covered with sand) and come with the disclaimer that the Sumo Kyokai is NOT responsible for death or injury by flying rikishi.

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Never mind, it’s going to be Aonishiki again.

I keep thinking one of these days I’m going to see an old dude punch out by being flattened by a falling rikishi, but it hasn’t happened yet. Those old Japanese guys are more sturdy than you’d think.

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is it too early to start talking about … it?