Think this one is just Trump negging May, very cool.
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God, imagine being a DACA kid and living through the last 3.5 years only to be delivered that during the shittiest year in history. What a relief. I get that Trump could theoretically try again, likely in a second term, but still.
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Who knew all these Trump employees would be so bad?! His ability to praise them ip until they are fired and speak out and then bitch about he knew they sucked is hilarious.
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I understand how Bunker Bitch’s BS resonates in the derposphere, and even sometimes with the mysterious undecideds. Stuff like this, though, is so LOL to anybody beyond his most ardent base supporters. Literally nobody thinks to themselves, “Wow, yes…I remember vividly how horrible H1N1 was when it ravaged the US!!”
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I don’t get the impression anyone likes you.
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Omg I just 
ed a Trump tweet. Perfect.
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It didn’t occur to me to like it… but then I realized that this was, in fact, like worthy.
LOL that tweet already has 6 hearts.
EDIT: Now 8.
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As presidential metaphors go, this is pretty elite.
On the other hand, if they abandon the 2nd amendment, they’d be taking away their own ability to shotgun blast us in the face. 
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These guys don’t realize what a self own these publications are especially when paired with an image they tried to meticulously cultivate for themselves their entire adult life.
“I am bad bad John Bolton. I kick ass and eat shit and I am all out of shit”
Writes book
“I am SIMP John Bolton”
?
Profit!!!
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I’ve been to Shake Shack a few times, never quite understood the hype as their food is just ok and rather expensive. However if you are inclined to get a milkshake, their’s are actually especially good for some reason, probably tons of calories.
Had to pump Keep Their Heads Ringin’ after reading this.
“Buck, Buck, Buck, Buck, Blam the Shot!”
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Not going to lie, as bad as I thought his foreign policy abilities were going to be in 2015, I never fathomed he would not know the names of the two handfuls of countries with nuclear weapons.
That should be some kind of game show auto ejection from the office.
Breaking, Trump supports the next administration packing the courts. Now Dems have no excuse.
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They all bowed before the intellectual giant that is Donald Trump.
Ok that Trump tweet is definitive proof we are in some kind of simulation!