The Presidency of Donald J. Trump v5.0: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes PEANUT BUTTER & BANANAS

You’re being serious?

Well in that case

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Voted out in 2020, not voted out and impeached.

I also think he resigns if there’s a risk his tax returns get released.

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If his tax returns get released he’s going to openly admit to falsifying his taxes and then nothing is going to happen.

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At this point what is stopping the GOP from rigging elections? Who is going to stop them?

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No that’s not what I mean. Trump has NPD. He will never allow his taxes be released. He will offer to step down in exchange his tax returns don’t get released. The image of he being a billionaire is too important.

When CC roasted Trump he was allowed to pick one topic that was off limits. He picked his finances. He is deathly embarrassed of people finding out his true net worth.

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In terms of how far in debt Dumb Donnie is to Putin, don’t forget he tried for 20 mins to convince May that the Russians didn’t do the hit job in the UK.

This Ukraine thing is one specific thing. Bigger than Watergate, but basically a single thing. There are probably 5 other scandles that are just as bad. We need translators and others to testify before Congress.

I think we will be learning about the specifics of Trump’s criminality for years to come, to say nothing of his family and associates.

Eat a dick GOP. You did this.

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I was thinking this, too.

One thing that’s become clear from everyone’s testimony is that Trump engages in quid pro quos ALL THE TIME. It’s hard for anyone to remember any single conversation as the most important because this thing with Ukraine is just how he’s always done business. I would not be surprised if he has solicited interference in every election that benefited him, not just his own.

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Right I’m saying he’s going to say “I pay a bunch of guys in yarmulkes a ton of money to make my taxes look like I don’t make any money so I don’t have to pay any taxes. Believe me, my income is yuge, one of the biggest. You think I report the real numbers on my taxes? Do you think I’m stupid?”

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Fuck off Maddow

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https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/1197726867383566336?s=20

we got him

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joe biden needs to sell out future american foreign policy to china so they can build a bigger bot army ASAP

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I mean he can say that but the Dems aren’t closing their impeachment inquiry until after they know whether or not they are getting his taxes.

Trump thinks at a very basic zero sum level. There’s a reason why he’s been railing for years about people finding out his taxes. He sees it as a major loss if people find out. If he didn’t care, he easily could have done what you just said 3 years ago. It’s clear he cares about his taxes being released. I mean it’s going to the SCOTUS for chrissakes.