The Presidency of Donald J. Trump v5.0: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes PEANUT BUTTER & BANANAS

This guy is THEIR OWN HAND PICKED APPOINTEE!!!

I don’t even know what nonsense Gym could come up with for this guy, I suppose he will just rant and rave about Hannity conspiracies or something, maybe just ask “DID UKRAINE GET THE MONEY YES OR NO SIR?”

My money is on “Did your lawyers advise you that you could be criminally liable in this matter and that providing testimony against others could help you get leniency?”

“Were you lying then or are you lying now?” Is a favorite standby

He said he’s busy and it’s hard to remember stuff.

Good thing we have 10 other witnesses saying the same thing.

Will Donny Dum Dum please report to the thread.

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It was just locker room quid pro quo.

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Trump approval rating going up again.

https://twitter.com/samstein/status/1197134430386761733?s=21

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1197213939030867968
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lol wtf amazing that the deplorables who do watch this will see that and go, “Told you no quid pro quo!”

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https://mobile.twitter.com/carlquintanilla/status/1197215137209503748

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1197224490192629760
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1197227388683206656
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We saw the Sharpie note dumbass

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1197229247930097664
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Missing tweet for posterity

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1197227384878927873

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1197227388683206656

GOP: “whelp, Trump’s version of events is different. No way to know what really happened. Let’s pack it up and get back to making America great.”

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U.S. President (me)

Who exactly is he reminding?

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But her… oh fuck it.

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