The Presidency of Donald J. Trump v5.0: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes PEANUT BUTTER & BANANAS

wtf those eyes are creepy

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1185277956551254018
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Impeaching a president is kind of like a nuclear bomb. You’re theoretically undermining the will of the people, but if you don’t see this guy and all his cronies/family as national security threats that are wiping their asses with the Constitution then that’s a whole other issue entirely.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1185277957436248065
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We’ve done it before!

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“It will tear the country apart!” is probably the dumbest excuse of them all. As if the country isn’t already as divided as it’s been since the Vietnam era if not Reconstruction

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Really? More unparalleled than the actual nuclear physicist that ran DoE under Obama?

I would bet large sums of money against Trump being able to name one thing that the Energy Secretary is responsible for.

How much cheese did this one throw at the inauguration?

I dunno, but his Wikipedia page says that he has NINE kids. What the fuck.

Man, too easy: Energy

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Think he let the mask slip there since his move in Syria secured it for?

Brouillette was involved in crafting provisions included in the Energy Policy Act of 2005, specifically with respect to the Department of Energy loan guarantee program and federal authorization of importation and exportation of liquid natural gas.[8]

Do you know what Rick Perry was going to get in trouble for? If you guessed manipulating the natural gas company of Ukraine into importing and exporting for the U.S. along with adding board members/access you win the Booby Prize.

Seems totally legit.

Kasich and now Rooney. Rooney is from Florida too.

https://mobile.twitter.com/funder/status/1185279633052311552

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https://mobile.twitter.com/jaketapper/status/1185274641230766080
:fu:

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How am I awake?

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It was surreal every day before the Ukraine stuff broke. Since then it’s like some portal to the netherworld opened and the demons started spewing out of it. It couldn’t get weirder if a UFO buzzed my neighborhood.

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Abrams is correct here.

https://twitter.com/SethAbramson/status/1185302436606611459?s=19

https://mobile.twitter.com/MotherJones/status/1185233664948527104

It’s a thing Presidents of the United States do.

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