The Presidency of Donald J. Trump v5.0: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes PEANUT BUTTER & BANANAS

Lol that position is so dumb because they are basing it on a county map with no consideration for population. The US electoral college is borked but imagine a system where a county of 1000 is equal to a county of 5 million (lol us senate)

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This one got an actual LOL out of me. Many thanks.

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People buy cereal on Amazon?

Lol nice that’s nice

From what I remember Eddie’s big complaint was that he took too much time off and now it’s hard to work out jokes because people are expecting a finished product.

Here is link to contest rules in Florida from Trump’s website.

https://www.donaldjtrump.com/pages/breakfast-in-florida-sweepstakes-rules

not clicking that

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Amazon slowly rolling out free grocery delivery but they have delivered almost everything for a long time now.

Better version: Whenever you see Trump and _____ having a conversation, that means one of them is giving the other advice.

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This is the one where I have totally given up hope of anything better than maybe winning the election in 2020. A lot of bad stuff happened for Trump in September and October. He went down a little for a couple points and I had a glimmer of hope that it would continue, but no. He will have 40% approval no matter what. He definitely could shoot someone on 5th Ave and not change that.

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Don’t know if they covered it, but Morris recently wrote a book/memoir about studying philosophy in grad school under a famous prof. Interesting guy.

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1192448006139891712?s=19

Someone posted a link a few days ago that tackled this very question. His cult members said that even if he shot someone, they’d say, “Yes, but why did he shoot them?”

Decades ago, my deplorable father unironically told me “the ends justifies the means.” I thought he was an outlier, but apparently not. A lot of people think it doesn’t matter whether Trump committed high crimes and misdemeanors as long as he did it for the right reasons.

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On some food items they used to have a “Buy Used” option. It might not be available anymore.

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:face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting:

Amazon fresh is now free with prime.

I could look next time I’m in there, but is Amazon fresh the thing in the grocery store (Ralph’s anyway) where there are bins set aside in some kind of locker? Like they operate through local stores and not some kind of delivery from a giant Amazon warehouse?

I seriously don’t get this. How can anybody care about a street name this much? And particularly a street named after King?

Like they renamed a street not far from me for someone not long ago, not only did I not give a crap, I didn’t even notice until I drove through the area about three weeks later. Craziness.

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