The Presidency of Donald J. Trump v5.0: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes PEANUT BUTTER & BANANAS

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I would cut that data back from civil war because lol Democrat’s then.

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Yeah, uh, the line from when the bad guys were Democrats to when they switched to being Republicans is not very bright, but I am very sure it was after the Civil War.

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Some people are even saying 30 points, or more

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Lol now he is up to 20% on a lost race that had a lead YESTERDAY?

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I’m pretty sure he gave him a 95% increase, but the Dems had illegal immigrants vote and thus they won with a 96% increase.

You know the Dems cheated cause they add up to almost 150%. The extra 50% are all the illegal immigrants.

Yes, I did that on purpose.

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Reeves was down 125% until Double Digit Donnie came in and held a huge Klan rally at the last minute, then they won 250% to 0%. A HUGE WIN FOR KING DONALD!

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Story most definitely does NOT check out.

I am starting to think there might be something wrong with this Trump guy.

Also lol trump supporters/defenders. They look dumber and more stupid every day.

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Please don’t be too hasty in making those types of judgments.

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the floor for a president who’s clearly off his rocker is 40%

USA USA USA USA

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the coverage on cnn and msnbc focusing on this race tonight must be killing him. i just got home and it seems like they’re having election specialish stuff while hannity has a normal show about joe bidens ukraine collusion.

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100% Approval Rating among people who support me. Thanks, working hard!

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Prediction Time: Based on my early reading of the Kurt Volker deposition, my current guess for who put the transcripts on the server for John Eisenberg was Deputy NSA Kupperman. Only a handful of people would have access to that server, and I think he is one who would, as he was right below Bolton (someone who would have access).

He is currently known for starting a court case to determine whether he should testify prior to refusing to appear for his scheduled deposition. That case was slow tracked last week and will not really get going until I believe December 12, which could be too late for him to be of use. If Bolton somehow testifies, who has access to that server will probably be revealed.

https://twitter.com/Hettinger_Tech/status/1191887049231675393?s=19

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I’m not watching that clip, but I know it never gets old for how amazing it is.

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Someone on Quora asked “Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?” Nate White, an articulate and witty writer from England wrote the following response:

A few things spring to mind.

Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem.

For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace – all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed.

So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump’s limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief.

Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing – not once, ever.

I don’t say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility – for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman.

But with Trump, it’s a fact. He doesn’t even seem to understand what a joke is – his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty.

Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers.

And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults – he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness.

There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It’s all surface.

Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront.

Well, we don’t. We see it as having no inner world, no soul.

And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist.

Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that.

He’s not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat.

He’s more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege.

And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully.

That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a snivelling sidekick instead.

There are unspoken rules to this stuff – the Queensberry rules of basic decency – and he breaks them all. He punches downwards – which a gentleman should, would, could never do – and every blow he aims is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless – and he kicks them when they are down.

So the fact that a significant minority – perhaps a third – of Americans look at what he does, listen to what he says, and then think ‘Yeah, he seems like my kind of guy’ is a matter of some confusion and no little distress to British people, given that:

  • Americans are supposed to be nicer than us, and mostly are.
  • You don’t need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man.

This last point is what especially confuses and dismays British people, and many other people too; his faults seem pretty bloody hard to miss.

After all, it’s impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum.

God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid.

He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart.

In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws – he would make a Trump.

And a remorseful Doctor Frankenstein would clutch out big clumpfuls of hair and scream in anguish:

'My God… what… have… I… created?

If being a twat was a TV show, Trump would be the boxed set.

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https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1191840420906643457?s=19

Yet republican held Senate continuously refuses to bring election security bills to the floor, probably just a coincidence.