The Presidency of Donald J. Trump v5.0: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes PEANUT BUTTER & BANANAS

Opportunity Zones were an obvious scam from the jump.

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This. He ignored that subpoena in like April, right?

https://twitter.com/GeorgeTakei/status/1188232357167403014?s=19

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George Takei just asking questions

Secret Service will now proceed to investigate Takei for threatening to torture the Vice President.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1188264965930700801
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Yeah him saying that gives me anxiety. Lousy trade deal with China one time plz.

Maybe he is just tweeting from the bathroom…

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Hopefully it’s him being dumb and it’s incriminating.

Grand opening of Trump Moscow!

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He’s gonna tell us what soon, right?

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

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I really hope we’re in the timeline where he tweets a Big Mac inspired giant dump he just took once he figures out how to use the camera on his iPhone.

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I’m 97% sure it’s this.

2015: US has a $500 billion trade deficit with China. China buys $25 billion in US agriculture. The US buys $25 billion of Chinese steel.

2018: Trump imposes tariffs that cost US consumers $20 billion, part of which is to protect US steel.

2019: Trump announces a BIG new deal. The US trade deficit will be only $500 billion and China will agree to buy $25 billion in agricultural goods from the US. The US will buy $25 billion of Chinese steel.

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Tim Apple is bringing back the home button?

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There’s no way he actually goes to the game tormorrow night, right? I mean why the hell would he even care to go when he can eat shitty burgers and dogs from the WH.

https://twitter.com/funder/status/1188143300727001099?s=21

Enough with the fake trump tweets. It’s no better than the same shit on Facebook. This should be a bannable offence.

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I could see him going to get a huge fix of outrage, chased by an injection of self-righteousness as he walks out that will last him the rest of the month.

Sorry George. A PAC took out an ad saying Graham supported the Green New Deal. Facebook removed it. Facebook said only candidates can lie in ads.

Daily reminder quit facebook etc etc etc

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