The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Unconstitutional Slop

Pre- and post-haircut

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My wife is pushing for cat #3 before doggo #1. Iā€™m holding strong so far. A man needs a dog though.

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cats are better.

dogs are cool, but a cat is a wild predator that would hunt and kill you if it could, but thanks to thousands of years of primitive genetic engineering theyā€™ve been rendered physically unable to.

like imagine having a gorilla the size of a hamster. thatā€™s what a cat is.

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Iā€™m not saying this dog looks like Kellyanne Conway, but Eliot did write something about the objective correlative.

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In todays episode of Republicans are stupidā€¦

Person A posts a Garrison-esque cartoon of Philly Mayor Jim Kenny saying ā€œwe have replaced the Rizzo (racist former chief of police) statue with one that better represents philadelphians of todayā€, and the statue is of a looter.

Person B comments ā€œlooting is the in thing right now. Hopefully we can put a stop to it on Nov 3rd!ā€

Both are trumpers. What exactly are you doing on Nov 3rd that will stop the looting? Voting Trump in? HEā€™S THE CURRENT PRESIDENT YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKER. THIS IS HAPPENING IN TRUMPS AMERICA RIGHT NOW.

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I love cats. I brought one into the marriage. Dogs though!

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This has been the tactic of Netanyahu in Israel for 25 years. Only I can stop all the bad things that are currently happening while Iā€™m in charge. Itā€™s been wildly successful

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Dogs are pretty great. The hair though. And figuring out what to do with them when you travel.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1282149943164248070
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Wish I had a dog

I miss my yellow labs

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itā€™s different when you realize the pointy haired boss is the hero to the writer

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1282155171909435393
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Figures.

https://twitter.com/ChrisDJackson/status/1282136705668124674

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I know. Dilbert sucks anyways.

https://twitter.com/BillKristol/status/1282114312056836097?s=20

FUCK OFF AND DIE BILL KRISTOL

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They say the mask isnā€™t to protect you, itā€™s to protect the other people around you.

I am disappointed to see so many people wearing masks around Trump.

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That certainly could be done but without pretty good gear and a really high end connection latency from each part of it from the receiving pc, to the outgoing connection to receiving it again it might not work well.

Now if you could have a direct connection from NJ to your location you might be able to remove a large chunk of that latency. Online poker uses very little bandwidth so the pipe would not have to be very big.

I wonder if you could just use a co location server at a backbone provider in Jersey. That might allow for a decent pass through.

Inflation was absolutely insane during the Reagan area I think it would have garnered lots of attention. Interest rates in the teens were so fun.

Canā€™t believe so many of you guys are dog people. Cats are better, thatā€™s just basic science.

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