Dems are losing this messaging fight SOOOOO badly. Where the hell are they!
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We need to convince Pence that they want to restrict cheese, too.
I WILL NOT LET JOE BIDEN CUT AMERICA’S CHEESE.
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Pence: He told me to only call him that in private!
How much money would it take you to not vote? And is there a dollar amount where you’d vote Trump?
The postal service “loses tons of money” is a wierd argument.
Other big money losers: the military, NASA, schools, ICE, highways, the weather service, courts, FDA, libraries, the CDC.
Damn government is just losing money hand over fist.
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Same logic as the government should “balance their cheque book”.
cuse voting in 2020
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I don’t think that really the same thing. Maybe similar.
Cuse entering the polling place all like:
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That and Roy of the Rovers were the 2 comics I bought growing up
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Haha from Wiki. So true and so racist.
Recurring characteristics of Roy of the Rovers.
Over the years, the strip became famous for its employment of certain types of storyline and stylistic storytelling devices. For example, despite the fast-paced nature of a football match, exposition would be provided by members of the crowd apparently commenting to one another. Fans made lengthy comments in the short time it took the ball to travel through the air; as the ball was struck towards the goal a member of the crowd might be seen saying “Racey’s had a shot!”, followed by another responding “The 'keeper won’t make it!”. Nonetheless, loyal readers would usually suspend disbelief, a characteristic later parodied by Viz magazine’s Billy the Fish, a fish with a human head who plays in goal for Fulchester United.[
The portrayal of Rovers’ successive victories [against foreign teams] mirrors British postwar views on other nations: they are unfit, tactically unaware, lacking in nerve, and only approach victory by playing under blazing sunshine, or fielding physical mutants.
In the interests of keeping the strip exciting, it seemed that no season for Melchester Rovers could ever consist of mid-table obscurity. Almost every year, the club was either competing for the major honours at the top of the domestic and European game, or struggling against relegation to lower divisions. Often, such spells of good and bad fortune and form would directly succeed one another—a Rovers team that won the European Cup one year could find itself struggling to stay in Division One the next.
Storylines often centred on new signings who were unable to settle easily in the Melchester team, either because they refused to change their style of play and expected the Rovers to play around them, such as the uncomprisingly tough defender Duncan McKay, or had personal characteristics that made it difficult for the other players to accept them, such as ex-circus ball juggler Sammy Spangler. As the average reader probably stayed with the comic for only three or four years, many storylines were recycled. For instance, during the first ten years of his playing career Roy was kidnapped at least five times.
When playing foreign teams, particularly in the European club competitions, the opposition would often cynically employ overt gamesmanship or downright dirty tactics. Continental sides were considered to be “sneaky” If they went ahead, they didn’t try to extend their lead, like proper footballers, but defended, like blackguards and cowards. It was, Roy always believed, something of a character defect, probably caused by the pencil-thin moustaches they wore, in order to distinguish themselves as foreign.
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In Utah:
4. Do I need a stamp for my mail ballot?
Some counties offer prepaid postage on your ballot envelope, and other counties do not. Refer to the instructions that are included in your ballot.
If your county does not offer prepaid postage and you cannot obtain a stamp, your county may offer drop box locations. To view drop box locations in your county, enter your address at this link. Another option is to place your ballot in the mail without postage, and the Postal Service will still deliver your ballot to your county clerk’s office.
Yeah, uh-huh. Ok, got it.
What the fuck is this post.
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I would vote for Trump for $1. Then I would expose his fraudulent voter bribery scheme and voila the system would take care of the rest.
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This has been percolating in my mind for awhile. A lot of people, Dems and RINOS were mortified by the “Lock Her Up” chants four years ago. But it seems like given the lawlessness of the current administration that investigations into Trump, cronies, Kushner, Ivanka, Tump Org, Kushner Org, Cabinet…are needed (sighhhh…I presume a Biden+Harris victory and then unfecklessness from the dems. I presume too much.)