The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Unconstitutional Slop

Seriously. In the past if I had encountered someone who was a member of the White House Press Corp I would be curious and fascinated and f full of questions.

Now I would laugh directly in their face and not stop until they go away. They all know what they are doing. That they continue to act like they are embedded in the D-Day landing is so ridiculous.

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See you tomorrow.

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This motherfucker has the CIA, FBI, NSA, Secret Service, etc, etcā€¦ who does he want an update on the shooting from? Fox News reporter John fucking Roberts.

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He goes on and on about how important Gettysburg is to this country.

Mr. President, it sounds like you have a profound appreciation for Gettysburg. Can you tell the American people in a few sentences what it is about Gettysburg that makes it special, what happened there, and why you appreciate it so much?

Nah, letā€™s just move on to other shit instead of exposing this racist moron for the racist moron he is.

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Shots at the WH?! Wow, that reminds me itā€™s about time to get a flu vaccination.

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Donā€™t do it they give you autism.

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I donā€™t want to make light of autism but I already have brain fog.

430-100 = 400

trump math

OK im out, dont ever try to get me to watch this shit again.

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See you tomorrow.

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Some adderrall sweats coming on imo

  1. Drink!
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The USA aboot to be tarrifsā€™ing

Treason, drink

Omg final question: Rice for VP bc she can cover up Obama misdeeds?

Trump: Treason. Terrible thing. Should never happen again. Setup. Political crime of the century. Weā€™ll see what happens. Thank you, thank you.

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Riverman was right. Trump energy low today.

https://twitter.com/donwinslow/status/1292951003696750592

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https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1292949575003774976

Like, say, two weeks?

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Nah cmon man, get real.

15 Days To Slow The Spread!

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Why wait for a sample? Have her lawyerbros not considered just dumpster diving at the White House for a quarter pounder wrapper? Thatā€™s how they caught the Golden State Killer.

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