The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Unconstitutional Slop

The cafe car is pretty grim, but the dining car on long haul routes is fairly decent ime.

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Because that would be socialism. Public transportation is communism. We see that in Japan, a nation that is definitely not a capitalist, business-oriented society. Japan is a communist hellhole, that is why their trains run on time.

Dammit, I should have have tried harder to learn the language when I had the chance. I was a precocious high school student and they said ā€œHereā€™s a new 46-letter alphabet you need to memorize.ā€ And I was like, okay. And then they said, ā€œHereā€™s another 46-letter alphabet we use just for foreign words. Itā€™s dumb as fuck, but you have to memorize it.ā€ And I was like, okay, I can do that.

And then they were like, ā€œYou need to memorize like 1,000 Chinese characters if you want to be on par with a standard Japanese toddlerā€ and Iā€™m like, ā€œnah, Iā€™ve discovered weed and beer and girls, fuck all of that.ā€

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Had the exact same experience. Lost all hope when we got to kanji. Didnā€™t help that I had the woat sensei.

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I had incredible senseis, I let them all down.

You know, for a long time England was a backwater nation and the English incorporated a lot of fancy French words like ā€œporkā€ and ā€œbeefā€ and ā€œsauteā€ into their language. The Japanese were the same way: they were a silly island backwater that incorporated a bunch of Chinese characters into their language so they could feel fancy like the Chinese empire. Itā€™s a shame, it would be an easy language to pick up if you only had to learn a 100-character alphabet, the grammar is stupid easy.

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Like trump could balance himself on a motorcycle. Seriously garrison is a semi savant.

I canā€™t wait for the retrospective with ā€œThatā€™s What Friends Are Forā€ playing behind us to remind us of all the previous moments like when Donald got to be Big Boy Trucker!

How comfortable would it be full of fat Americans?

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I was the weirdo who kept going.

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I was envisioning Christie in a blonde wig and pantsuit, but no pressure.

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It was that they didnā€™t have a written language. They saw the Chinese written system and were like ā€œgood idea, weā€™ll have thatā€. At least I hope this is true. I cbf googling to confirm.

Book Japanese is easy, the language as actually used is a bit harder, but the grammar does trend easy (verb always at the end is nice).

I keep meaning to try learning Indonesian. Itā€™s written in English alphabet and itā€™s a lingua franca so itā€™s not too difficult. For example, to pluralize a noun you simply repeat the word. In Australia Japanese was the language everyone took when I was in high school because the Japanese were LDO going to rule the world. Now itā€™s Mandarin. I feel like Indonesian is getting ahead of the curve.

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And weā€™re going right back there whether you like it or not, and thereā€™s nothing that you or your exotic food and fancy spellings are going to do about it, ok?

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They canā€™t cave now. In fact, the offers should start getting worse for Republicans every single day going forward.

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Agreed. Donaldā€™s EO gambit 1000% guarantees that heā€™ll eat 100% of the blame for whatever comes next. They should pretty much tell the Senate to pass their bill or gtfo and wait for an offer thatā€™s slow and over the plate.

Once again Donald has gone and turned down a street clearly marked no exit so that he can keep pretending to have not lost a little longer.

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And yet caving is still by far the most likely outcome.

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Signing themā€¦ likeā€¦ butter??? Very normal dude, our Pres.

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There shouldnā€™t even be offers, especially from Pelosi.

The line should be ā€œThe House passed a bill almost 3 full months ago. Either bring that bill to the Senate or have a Senate pass on a different bill.ā€

And then walk away.

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