It works, his cult thinks he’s a fucking God.
you guys can always watch what the president says and does on the white house’s own youtube channel. i know its amazing they actually put this shit out there.
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“We will be pursuing a major executive order to require health insurance customers to cover pre-existing conditions for all of its customers. This has NEVER been done before, but it’s time…”
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH THINGS I CAN’T SAY ON THE INTERNET
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I am going to issue an executive order to force insurance companies to do something that is required by the Affordable Care Act.
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Okay just so we don’t go too far here, Cheese is correct saying they are not the same Jon Favreaus. I would hate to confuse anyone more than me.
Always loved that about Kal Penn. The guy quit a great gig on the TV show House so he could go work for Obama. Legend.
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NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE I AM THE KING OF THE UNITED STATES ALL HAIL ME THE BLACK GUY TOTALLY DID NOT ALREADY DO THIS
Has he done “I signed veteran’s choice. No one has ever been able to do veteran’s choice.” (Obama did it like 10 years ago)
He’s either having a stroke or his dentures are coming out. I sure hope his dentures aren’t coming out, that’d be a shame.
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Literally none of these things are going to happen.
Everytime he utters one of his stock phrases my brain momentarily shuts down.I’m afraid one of these times it won’t come back on.
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closed caption from WH youtube channel:
Big Farm is not happy.
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We would all envy you.
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He legitimately looks and sounds like Kevin Kline right before he faked his stroke in Dave.
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Trump says he’s going to drive drug prices down 60, maybe even 70 percent. Incredible!
THANK YOU SIR WE LOVE YOU SIR YOU SAVED US SIR EAT A 3-IRON YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
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It’s maddening. Like anyone who watches Pauly Shore acting and doesn’t want to immediately punch him in the ear has lost all touch with reality.
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On opioids I’m pleased to announce…
Pretty sure that’s a misplaced clause.
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Fox News jumps in!
The whites of his eyes are the same color as his skin now. I hope his internal organs are like plastic bags of applesauce, breaking down into slurries of rotten disease and leaking into his bloated abdomen.
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Lol, is this a designated survivor reference?
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