The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Unconstitutional Slop

What the fuck is this drivel about the TVA? Some right wing derp?

Obama had Aaron Sorkin. Trump has Jared.

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Bullshit Mountain

Edit: If link won’t work, go to FoxNews.com and click on watch live. I’m now going to dive into a lake of fire where I’m surely headed for sharing a link to Fox News.

Hate giving them views, but I am watching golf and wanted someone that would 100% be carrying it.

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Obama also had Jon Favreau. That’s right, the guy who wrote/directed Iron Man, fuckin’ killed it in Chef, and made the only Disney remake worth watching (Jungle Book) used to write speeches for Obama LOL.

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So this TVA dipshit was nominated this fucking idiot.

Thompson, president and CEO of Corporate Billing LLC, was sworn in as a member of the TVA board in 2018 after he was nominated by President Donald Trump and confirmed by the Senate to serve on the board. His term expires May 18, 2021.

https://www.bizjournals.com/birmingham/news/2019/02/15/alabama-financial-exec-named-chairman-of-tva.html

So I gather that:

  • Some guy is making $8M who shouldn’t be. My ears started bleeding, but I assume it was a non-American because obviously Americans who make $8M should all be.

  • He can do whatever the fuck he wants via EO because lol fuck you

  • Democrats are hostage takers who took relief hostage to block relief so that they could get radical left wing relief.

  • The pandemic is about to disappear and cases are going down everywhere

  • Schools and businesses must open

  • Diabetes is a problem it’s a big problem

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Wasn’t that the Pod Save America Jon Favreau not the movie guy?

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The universe has saved me.

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Maybe you’re joking, but it’s not the same Jon Favreau.

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LOL

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We’ve delivered X million masks Y million gloves yada yada yada to NJ alone think of that we provided 3.4 billion to the state of NJ and I’m in NJ now so those are great numbers cause it’s wehre I am and we gave 5 billion to NJ hospitals and you all know how we protected your paychecks with 23 billion dollars to support all the small businesses in NJ which are open and doing well because we’re doing so good.

Says we’re YEARS ahead of schedule on vaccines thank to his FDA and all the great people there. “We have Phase 3 trials already going on which is most people would have said impossible to even think about.”

Any word on the amount of the enhanced unemployment benefits via executive order?

Plosma

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“The United States is only five percent of the world’s population but we’ve done over 25 percent of the world’s testing. Think of that!”

Yeah, how many cases do we have you fucking jerk off?

One million schrute bucks

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Not sure if he was a speech writer but Kal Penn joined his staff too.

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His constant extreme self-praise sounds so silly. No one thought this was possible, setting records like no one has ever seen before, bigger than anyone said it could be. Nothing can be awesome just as it is.

“Suck my dick to thank me for all the testing I’ve given you, but you can’t count the cases because we only have them because of all the testing I’m doing. Just keep sucking while I take this blue pill.”

Okay, that wasn’t a direct quote. I paraphrased a little.

“Tremendous” is his most complex adjective; he looks pleased with himself when he remembers it and uses it. Otherwise everything is big, powerful, and/or strong.

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