The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Unconstitutional Slop

It’s incredible. He really doesn’t know it’s the name of a park.

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I think I like the correction to Yo-Seminites even better.

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He has zero interest in the world therefore he knows almost nothing. Add to this he is a very stupid person in terms of raw intellect.

It would be surprising if he knew something about the park.

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Yo-semites followed by yo-seminites is peak Trump mispronunciation idiocy :joy:

Yet he then pronounces sequoias correctly. How?

I bet he thinks anti-semites are people who dont like trees and now doesn’t understand why people get so offended at antisemitism.

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I went to Yosemite when I was a kid and I got really sick. One day we were on a bus tour and I was throwing up the whole time.

I am definitely anti Yosemite.

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Had to double check this wasn’t a deleted scene from Frost/Nixon

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Here’s something to look forward to:

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Yo Semite is fucking funny :joy:.

Apparently Trump didn’t have a childhood either because every kid knows who Yosemite Sam is by the time they are 5.

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I think everybody has words that they’ve heard but never seen written down, or maybe even seen them written down but thought they were a different word from the spoken one. I think I was like this with the word “annihilate”.

The thing is, most of us straighten that out by the time we’re, like, fourteen or so.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1290687393293631489
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Annie Hilate, we’ve been hearing many good things about her.

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That reminds me a story about Dan Harmon (creator of Community, Rick and Morty)

It wasn’t until well into adulthood he learned how to pronounce “bagel”. He had read it a lot but always said “baggulls” in his head.

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https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1290668839739498496

I have a feeling this came up during their recent phone call and Trump thinks he might be able to score some of this Russian vaccine in October.

I pronouced coupon like Q pon until I was an adult.

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CNN ran that Swan interview in full for like 15 mins.

I can’t watch Ron White anymore, but I used to enjoy his bit on coo-puns

Why did you change. You were correct all along.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1290692768675901440
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just comical lol, fuck you bro. The USPS can magically handle it in Florida eh? weird

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Gotta lay the groundwork now for mail in voting being 100% legit in red states while also being 100% fraudulent in blue states.

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