The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: retweets WHITE POWER, condemns Black Lives Matter, regrets criminal justice reform

I’d announce I wasn’t running for re-election? For whatever bullshit reason I wanted to make up?

Wherein con-law students in 2120 try to figure out what the fuck a “veep” is.

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yeah not running would look better than losing, but trump isn’t going to do it. when the video tape came out of him confessing to being a serial rapist, all conventional wisdom said this guy has to drop out, he has no chance of winning. but russian bots plus partisanship shored up his supporters. it looks like it’ll be a dem blowout now but i’m sure by election day it’ll be close af

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Worked out okay-ish for Frank Underwood

Wouldn’t surprise me at all in the same way that a lot of country music singers (not all obviously) are secretly liberal if a lot of nascar drivers are secretly liberal. It doesn’t mean the fans are. Never forget that even in the deepest of deep red states and the most rural of rural white counties Hillary Clinton still got votes.

Most of them were geniuses of one form or another, but the Pres/VP election thing was a joke that failed in the first real election. It’s not easy to set up the government for the first real democracy over an already existing system of states and to achieve widespread common assent for it. Compare to, eg, post revolutionary France.

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Saw this shared by a Trumper today. Seemed suspect so I looked up what this guys primary model was all about. It takes each candidates performance in the NH and SC primaries and uses that to determine their likelihood of winning the general. Trump ran unopposed in NH and SC cancelled theirs altogether. Biden was obviously way behind a crowded field in NH and didn’t start getting votes until SC. This seems like the most lol way to poll, but if this shit makes even one Trump voter feel complacent then I’m all for it.

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Lol, yes, the decision to open the schools is definitely up to President Joe Biden. Good thing Donald Trump is running to unseat him and right the ship.

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What’s the Venn Diagram of people who don’t want Indian Food in their apartment building because they think it’s smelly and who call a boombox a “ghetto blaster” and racists? Asking for a friend.

Indian in that context seems perfectly fine to use.

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FYP

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1280203920401412097

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Obviously he owes all the racists in America a sincere apology.

If I could control Trump’s campaign strategy it would look a lot like Trump’s campaign strategy.

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We are where we are largely due to the fact that North America has a shit ton of natural resources, defensive geographic boundaries, and a shit ton of luck.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/newsthump/status/1280184787886637057

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Sounds like congress will still be liable due to their gross negligence related to corona.

https://twitter.com/PatFitzgerald23/status/1280217058677084160?s=20

:thinking:

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So happy he has attacked blacks, Hispanics and native Americans today on twitter!

Cheers Sir!

How do deaths from corona go down 36%?