The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: retweets WHITE POWER, condemns Black Lives Matter, regrets criminal justice reform

He just called it the noble peace prize

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Religion - advancing peace and justice around the world. Totally not the basis of many many wars.

Those were the religions practiced by the evil darker people

I’m fully expecting a military flyover . AMURICA

We can only kneel to almighty God.

The ponies were bombed by the flyover.

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Trump - Abe Lincoln - great guy for freeing the slaves.

Also Trump - MUH HERITAGE! MUH STATUES!

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Apparently native Americans hate Lincoln. Someone correct my facts I just browsed past it earlier.

In the war of the dakota(s) he had scores of Native American tribal leaders hung.

Trump stare

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So…has he touched on his second term agenda yet?

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Yes, creating a park of statues.

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Just now. A statue park with “heroes” of America. Real or Onion?

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Hopefully the statues will be arrayed like a life-size chess set.

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I want him dead for playing Young again.

Even FOX couldn’t wait to cut that shit off. They tried to do it earlier but it was a false alarm.

Again, this song does not mean what conservatives think it means.

ETA: I’m rooting for a forest fire. The transformation to Nero II will be magnificent.

Fox cam needs to stick on Trump & Melania, fuck the fireworks. Their interactions and him when thinking cameras aren’t on him is gold.

To be fair, most songs don’t mean what libs think either.

Fair enough. But we agree that “Rockin’ in the Free World” is an anti-anthem much like “Born in the USA”, right?

ETA: James Brown kicks ass in any timeline, even in this f—d up quantum. Also, I miss Harambe. Yes, I’ve had a few.

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Fireworks going off in the distance

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the only way to correct this presidential 4th of july speech is for next year’s speech to feature the actual donald trump in shackles marched across a stage in a striped prison uniform for people to throw vegetables at

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