This joke was funny the first 150 times. Maybe less so now.
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Yea I want Trump dropping N bombs left and right. You know he’s thinking it.
Is that Oreo with mashed potatoes ? If so I want a gross.
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they’ll have to turn on location services in their browser so we can approve or deny
One time dealer
I know you are joking but this would be so bad in so many ways if he does.
I assumed it was more cream, but I’ll concede ggoreo is most likely poster to fill his cookies with potatoes
In case anybody doesn’t know what the fuck he is talking about here (i.e. everyone), here is a link.
elected councilman in NJ has been blocked from taking the oath of office while being investigated for election fraud. This came after his opponent filed an allegation to the AG office stemming from him having a private investigator harass a woman into saying that she “was hired by Mendez’s campaign to pick up and deliver stacks of ballots, which McKoy’s lawyer said was proof of wrongdoing.”
Mendez’ campaign says he hired her to deliver fliers, not ballots, and that McKoy’s team have basically bullied this woman into saying whatever she had to to get away from them.
Annnnnnd, thats it.
Thats the strongest gotcha that the Trump campaign has against mail in ballots. Nobody is claiming that this woman did anything to tamper with the ballots, only that she delivered them (which probably should not be an issue anyway)
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Maybe was not wholly joking but thinking about it yeah the consequences in the interim would be too much.
I was more looking it as a way for trump to seal his fate. While it would buy undying loyalty from his hardcore racist base it would jettison anyone else left hanging on. But even through words, the actions of others in response would be harmful.
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SenorKeeed may have something to say about that.
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Oh boy, this tweet is going to age REALLY poorly as reports of testing shortages will start hitting the news next week.
oh also, the death rate is set to soar
Ball would be in mitt before he ever got the swing around. His grip is terrible.
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When she grew up…
https://mobile.twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1278812226107957249
#Howulikethemapples
Bonus…
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Yeah this is definitely the part of the Scorcese movie where the third act starts by things suddenly veering out of control for the previously invincible protagonists. We’re just watching it all unfold in real time.
Interestingly I think most of Scorcese’s filmography is about people being massively successful for a time period by doing incredibly unsustainable things…
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This is the kind of thing I was alluding to earlier. Like I said, that kind of makes it tougher in this case.
However, it seems likely that will happen anyway, and if she is amplified, then she will have more supporters. That may actually be helpful when the creeps come out.
Is glue made out of potatoes?
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Potato glue:
Grate a peeled potato in a bowl and add three spoons of water. After a few minutes, you can press it with a spoon so the potato starch is on the spoon. Then heat four spoons of the potato starch with four spoons of water until the mass thickens - but don’t let it cook! The potato glue dries yellowish and is suitable for paper works.
Source:
ZOOM: Homespun Glue!
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But seriously, that is one supportive dad. He straight up slices a random tube nowhere near Luke and then praises him for avoiding the blade. He knows that given enough time and support, that lil fella is gonna grow up to be a Jedi.
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I’m curious how you had this information readily at hand, but some questions are better not asked/answered