Onion’s job is so easy now. Just describe the state of the US in clear direct terms and people are like omg so edgy.
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And yet the New York Times has never figured this out.
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It’s too obvious. No snobbery in pointing out what everyone already knows.
“People who didn’t give a damn before won’t give a damn now, but the people who view themselves as nonracist, they just aren’t going for that rhetoric anymore.”
Please please please matter on election day
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Ha, I measured the rise and the run on my phone screen. According to me, +/- 10% is good enough for internet work.
Just the POTUS casually tweeting that an american city has been taken over by terrorists on his watch.
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I believe the word you’re looking for is “whimper”. You sir are wimpier.
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He’s had trouble lifting his arms since he got tortured at a POW camp during Vietnam.
Trump leading Biden by 2 in Arkansas, a state in which he won by 26 in 2016.
Not only that but the campaign is hailing it to prove CNN poll is fake news. Yup we might lose freakin’ Arkansas, take that libs…
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Must be too many bad polls now.
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SILENT MAJORITY! I ONLY LOST BY 3,000,000 LAST ELECTION! FUCK YA!
my supporters are so embarrassed by my behavior that they won’t even admit they’ll vote for me to a stranger on the phone!!!
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“millions, tens of millions of people, potentially, are so ashamed with how donald trump acts as president that they’ll deny up and down to anyone who asks about supporting him, but deep down they DO support him, and will vote!” - the insane fantasy of a trump supporter who can’t find another person who supports trump irl
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Lol “take over a city”
They are occupying, what? 6 city blocks or so? Of a giant fucking city?
Its a takeover!!!
Hahahaha hahahaha
She deleted that poll. She meant to tweet out this one:
https://twitter.com/jennaellisesq/status/1272286827827920897?s=21
Droning on CNN about polling industry standards and then cooking up a poll that doesn’t ask who someone will be voting for, but who they think will win.
Looool
edit: I’m laughing but it’s incredibly stupid and sad that it’s coming to this
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