The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes BANANAS

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Another Tim Apple meeting

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The fuck does grandmother in quotes mean?

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MAYBE her “grandmother”…or maybe a terrorist dressed as a grandma? Just asking questions.

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Can sub-humans really have grandparents?

Since non-whites are considered non-human by him and his base, he’s gotta try to de-humanize her at every opportunity

Lock her up
Send her back
Tie her to a railroad track
We’re the bad guys!

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What in gods name am I looking at there.

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Go to Trump’s rally or be docked a day’s pay say “Right to Work” supporters

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The orange lard ass in silhouette instead of Good Will Hunting holding the rifle would have made this perfect

No particular point to this, it’s just very funny and well-written. David Roth is a treasure. Great writer and all his appearances on Chapo have been great eps as well.

I’m here for the Pitcairn Island apology tour. Step right up, gentlemen. Obviously President Trump has no interest in buying an island he can’t find on a map.

The infantile groupthink here really is something to behold. I’m sure some of you Pitcairners won’t even admit how right I was all along.

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Someone pm’ed this to me

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So yeah the crowd was definitely fraudulent given his constant focus on it

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