The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes BANANAS

There is still some ice but :

It sure is - I donā€™t fear getting shot going to my local supermarket here in the UK - and I also canā€™t buy guns in that same supermarket either. lol Warmart

damn my freedoms are so limited it just makes me ā€¦ ohh nice cup of tea will cheer me up :slight_smile:

Also - fuck off Kimberly Whoever - what a sad sack you are.

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4d chess

Sklankdy Iq test badly needed

And while they are there they have to worry about some deranged tRUmp supporter showing up with an assault rifle.

Buying Greenland is the first and only smart idea trump hasā€“when the ice leaves in 25 years itā€™ll be worth a lot more. Also example #2535345345 that youā€™re not sure this wasnā€™t an onion article at first.

Then you realize itā€™s simply because heā€™s gonna give Alaska back.

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1162115835898552321
https://twitter.com/brianbeutler/status/1162135128174485504

So, Greenland, huh?

And imagine being so narrowly focused on dealing with a (rumored) tape of your boss cavorting with Russian prostitutes that the topic of the other women he was currently trying to arrange hush money for never came up? Like, it what world are we supposed to believe that Hicks and Cohen are openly discussing sex tapes, TMZ, and the campaign, but the topic of other women who might come forward and the fact that the National Enquirer was sitting on some other stories never comes up?

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1162144576179716096?s=19

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1162122813056139266?s=19

US
9.834 million kmĀ²
Pop: 327.2 million

Greenland
2.166 million kmĀ²
Pop 56k

Now if only it wasnā€™t covered in iceā€¦

Heā€™s playing RISK. Wants to expand out of N America, canā€™t go south because brown people, canā€™t spell Kamchatka - Greenland it is.

MM MD

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I think he just wants to buy an island with no brown people on it.

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Most likely answer is he saw it on a map and thought it looked yuge.

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Most people donā€™t know this, Greenland, itā€™s this gigantic island in the ocean. Just the biggest, some say itā€™s the greenest island ever, and nobody lives there. Completely empty.

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https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1162152217199239168

Trump is trying to remedy that.

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1162153412378669057

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1162153622878261248

We need a Daniel Dale bot.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/ddale8/status/1162151004525256704

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https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1162154947649183744?s=19