The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes BANANAS

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1183541434802196481
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dems are tough on crime

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I mean, if it’s Due Process he’s looking for, maybe someone could arrange for him to be Arrested for Multiple Crimes.

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By “the dems” you mean the constitution?

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https://mobile.twitter.com/nytmike/status/1183542736143732736

Seems cool.

Jr. and SHS were there in their super hero costumes.

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Honestly any republicans who aren’t complete morons should be beyond insulted. If any of them are reading this: your POTUS is banking on the fact that you’re either a fucking idiot or a total scumbag.

Edit: or both

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https://mobile.twitter.com/thehill/status/1183457626128031746

https://mobile.twitter.com/yashar/status/1183495202134204417

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1183545165329375233

https://mobile.twitter.com/yashar/status/1183546100269158401

WTF :thinking:

But it’s just a joke you snowflake! Sheesh can you not take a joke?! Joking about the death of your political opponents and critics is funny!

And then when there’s another maniac arrested for trying to act on stuff like this there’s OBVIOUSLY no connection. It’s clearly just a random, isolated act just like the MAGA bomber and all the mass shooters. The real crime is snowflakes can’t take a joke.

When he was brought on as AG and made his comments on the Mueller report, he really did strike me as a naive, sort-of innocent patsy, but these are bonkers quotes, and I feel like a naive fool for being even slightly surprised.

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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1183517850264395776

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https://twitter.com/LindseyGrahamSC/status/1183500473787133952?s=20

he’s not wrong

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I wish there was a Hell so Lindsay Graham could go to it.

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Imagine voting for Lindsey Graham. Ted Cruz is similar, literally nobody likes them and they have all the power. Great system.

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yeah, but abortion

chessmate you babykiller libtard

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