The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes BANANAS

Turkey knows Trump is bought and paid for and will not do anything.

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BREAKING NEWS:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/trumps-envoy-who-denied-quid-pro-quo-now-says-he-isnt-certain/2019/10/12/4abe0902-bc19-44e8-8c38-9aa35c544859_story.html

You’re suppose to do it like this

“The president’s joint defense agreement with the Russian mob”

Real or onion?

And then you put the link in a spoiler so we all get to have fun guessing

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I finally saw video of this guy talking and he looks like a human thumb / jabba the hut mix. Why do these people think they’re super smart criminals?

The U.S. ambassador to the European Union, Gordon Sondland, intends to tell Congress this week that the content of a text message he wrote denying a quid pro quo with Ukraine was relayed to him directly by President Trump in a phone call, according to a person familiar with his testimony.

Sondland plans to tell lawmakers he has no knowledge of whether the president was telling him the truth at that moment. “It’s only true that the president said it, not that it was the truth,” said the person familiar with Sondland’s planned testimony

haha

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Man, not to take a laff at the cost of democracy, but just for a second imagine if it really was Jeff Ross who showed up, and no one realized what had happened until he started roasting all of Congress.

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At this point we’d deserve it. We elected Donald Trump.

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“This isn’t a Congress, it’s a Congross.”

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“And that Ivanka… she’s so gross… I wouldn’t fuck her with Donald’s dick!”

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So NATO countries are firing shots at each other. Thanks, awval.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/BarbMcQuade/status/1183039873311297536

But Donald would.

Yea where is avwal? It’s bullshit he’s all happy about his $200 tax cut and doesn’t suffer consequences. People like him need to fuck off.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1183219098911682561
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lol

I appreciate tweets like this because they force me to be resourceful and try and find what the actual #’s are.

Amazing.

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im glad im getting the “take the official impeachment poll” ad paid for by the “trump make america great again committee” on this thread page…

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1183232552464719873
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So again I post frequently on this total shithole:

This an “anonymous” app that signups are only possible through corporate emails. It is ~60/40 trumpers/non trumpers. Not a lot of these guys are actual deplorables, but they’re just so. fucking. ecstatic to receive their 5k tax cut on their ~250k total comp. I don’t get it at all, but its the reality of the fuck you I got mine trumpers out there.

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