The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes BANANAS

Lev has a a Jewish vibe to it, too, obvs

I knew a guy named Tal and a girl named Tali at Jewish Summer Camp. Camp Arazim. Wow it closed in 2000 after being for 30 years.

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Vladimir and Ivan have the most cachet i think, like Vlad the IMPALER, Ivan the TERRIBLE. As opposed to Dmitri the IRONWORKER or Sergei the LEFT WING FOR THE HABS

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https://twitter.com/CarolLeonnig/status/1182326960187482122?s=19

Here’s a Politico story on the stuff Giuliani tweeted about from 2017.

I’m neither from the US or a lawyer, so I don’t know where illegality begins. Below seems the worst bit from the article, but the whole tone of it is more “Ukraine needs to make up for this now Trump’s in charge”, not “the DNC did some crimes”.

But Andrii Telizhenko, who worked as a political officer in the Ukrainian Embassy under Shulyar, said she instructed him to help Chalupa research connections between Trump, Manafort and Russia. “Oksana said that if I had any information, or knew other people who did, then I should contact Chalupa,” recalled Telizhenko, who is now a political consultant in Kiev. “They were coordinating an investigation with the Hillary team on Paul Manafort with Alexandra Chalupa,” he said, adding “Oksana was keeping it all quiet,” but “the embassy worked very closely with” Chalupa.

[Should add that Chalupa is the consultant employed by the DNC and Shulyar was an aide to the Ukranian ambassador to the US]

Obviously it’s whataboutism in the mouth of Giuliani.

Ivan, Sergey and Leonid are Russian versions of Roman/ Greek names. Most likely based on saints. Igor (and Oleg too) are based on Viking names. Vladimir is Slavic in origin, though. In idea about Lev.

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Very dodgy. Clear flight risks (they were fucking arrested while attempting to flee the country) with substantial resources.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/KlasfeldReports/status/1182408455455477760
https://mobile.twitter.com/KlasfeldReports/status/1182409172681482241

https://mobile.twitter.com/KlasfeldReports/status/1182409173893615629

Yup this prank phone call wow.

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It’s like the elections in Mexico in '06 and '12. There were almost surely shenanigans that allowed the establishment/cartel backed guys to win and AMLO lost by less than 1% and 6% respectively.

But in '18 it was a complete landslide, AMLO 53% to 22% and 16% for the next guys so the fixers were probably like “aww fuck we can’t do anything about this”.

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Geography is a huge discipline with dozens of sub-fields and craptons of research. There’s an awful lot more to it than knowing where things are on maps. It’s a very fascinating field imo.

From Wikipedia:

Traditionally, geography has been associated with cartography and place names. Although many geographers are trained in toponymy and cartology, this is not their main preoccupation. Geographers study the space and the temporal database distribution of phenomena, processes, and features as well as the interaction of humans and their environment.[10] Because space and place affect a variety of topics, such as economics, health, climate, plants and animals, geography is highly interdisciplinary. The interdisciplinary nature of the geographical approach depends on an attentiveness to the relationship between physical and human phenomena and its spatial patterns.

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Geography as a discipline can be split broadly into two main subsidiary fields: human geography and physical geography. The former largely focuses on the built environment and how humans create, view, manage, and influence space. The latter examines the natural environment, and how organisms, climate, soil, water, and landforms produce and interact.[14] The difference between these approaches led to a third field, environmental geography, which combines physical and human geography and concerns the interactions between the environment and humans.[10]

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Called it. He’s so corrupt and predictable. How the hell was he not in jail for fraud years ago?

https://mobile.twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/1179826782075326465

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  1. voting machines/ ballot reading machines are hacked to give trump an electoral victory with a popular vote loss of over 3 million, thus maximizing domestic instability

  2. democratic secretaries of state move to audit the vote with hand recounts etc because news reports and exit polls don’t line up statistically with the reported vote

  3. republican secretaries of state burn all paper ballots and quadruple format all computer hard drives involved with the voting within 48 hours of the election being certified. this is a legal thing the craziest republican states did last time lol look it up, because the republican congresses in red states have decided to make that the law recently which at the time i thought was suspicious.

  4. dems maybe catch provable voter fraud and sue to undo the election or something idk lol

  5. supreme court supports trump 5-4

  6. in 2023, president trump’s lawyers move to rule the election of 2020 void because of rampant voter fraud. supreme court supports trump 5-4

  7. trump runs for a third term in 2024 and wins, despite all polls having him at 25%, he wins all 50 states.

  8. dems consider not suing to invalidate the election because it’ll look hypocritical since republicans made such a big deal about it only a few months prior. also, they’re worried trump will use it as a reason to win again in 2028

  9. awval literally jizzes in his pants from all the winning, then dispenses blood pressure medication to a black guy without washing his hands

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Would anyone really be shocked if 8 percent of Republicans approve of Trump while simultaneously thinking he should be impeached and removed?

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“Donald Trump is an amazing president, but we should impeach him so that Mike Pence can murder all the gays”

-a nonzero percentage of Republicans, probably

LOL amazing

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TRUMP is gonna throw rudy under the bus, isn’t he? “You’d have to ask rudy” has to have him shitting his pants.

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Rudy probably already shits his pants on the reg.

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