The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes BANANAS

I love how the press keeps referring to them as “campaign finance rules” like they were caught using a shuttlecock with too many feathers during a badminton tournament.

1 Like

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1182304844683632642
( twitter | raw text )

https://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt/status/1182301885509840899

5 Likes

wat

I hope Ivanka dies an old hag rotting away in prison.

4 Likes

Can you imagine someone’s son being paid an amount of money they did nothing to deserve? Absolutely scandalous.

An investigation by The New York Times shows that by age 3, Donald Trump was earning $200,000 a year in today’s dollars from his father’s empire. He was a millionaire by age 8. By the time he was 17, his father had given him part ownership of a 52-unit apartment building. Soon after he graduated from college, he was receiving the equivalent of $1 million a year from his father.

https://twitter.com/brianbeutler/status/1182307030389940224

1 Like

This is bananas!

Captur22e

2 Likes

Nice fucking font.

3 Likes

One time I couldn’t come up with any good threat, so I said if whatever doesn’t happen or stop happening (I don’t remember what it was) I’ll never go to [insert their favorite local restaurant] again. I knew saying they could never go would be tough. My wife, my parents or my in-laws might take them. Twelve or so years later and I’ve never been back there.

3 Likes

Comic sans and misspelled the client’s name, everyone involved in this has a goddamn Barry Zuckerkorn lawyer.

1 Like

Lmaoooooo

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1182281834970980352

First tweet missed by bot. Lol trump

I need to get a pork pie hat

Were they really arrested at Dulles?

Never thought the comic sans LeBron letter would ever be topped. I stand corrected.

https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1182310047881273346

1 Like

Has nothing to do with where troops are. Turkey was not attacking because of us. You gave them explicit permission to invade/attack.

https://twitter.com/tedlieu/status/1182302413677445122?s=19

https://twitter.com/KlasfeldReports/status/1182299151645728769?s=19

2 Likes

https://twitter.com/gabrielsherman/status/1182312299408822272

https://twitter.com/skrbelly1/status/1182313153180393472

https://twitter.com/HoarseWisperer/status/1182312344304664579

5 Likes