The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes BANANAS

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Meanwhile back in reality:

JOBS JOBS JOBS

Notably, he didn’t deny asking about shooting asylum seekers in that tweet.

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I want a moot full of hamberders.

Also Nancy annoyed the eff out of me in this schiff / pelosi press conference. Chastising the press for not wanting to talk about regular legislation.

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https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1179414116932444163?s=21

INFRASTRUCTURE WEEK!!!

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Don’t forget shooting men, women and children in the legs to slow them down.

Disappointed that there aren’t any mine fields, sonic oscillators or turbo encabulators involved anywhere … C- must try harder

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https://mobile.twitter.com/IamHappyToast/status/1179410797447012352

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There’s never a goddam alligator when you need one.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/CNN/status/1179415759883247617

I’m not all patriotic and never bought in to American exceptionalism, but I do kinda long for the days when world leaders didn’t troll us, at least.

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Trump’s Razor - Assume that a complete idiot will make the worst decision possible in all circumstances if given unchecked power.

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Dow down bigly yesterday and today. If Trump resigns it will skyrocket! #dosomethingDon

They see me floatin’, they hatin’
Democrats catchin’ me floatin’ dirty
Catchin’ me floatin’ dirty
Catchin’ me floatin’ dirty
Them Democrats catchin’ me
They catchin’ me floatin’ dirty

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Why does anyone work for the Whitehouse? There is no prestige in this administration and you are odds on going to have massive lawyer fees and maybe a prison term.

I realize this administration scraps the bottom of the barrel but I do not get why any of them even stay around there.

Trying to paste a link but discourse refusing. Will share tweet.

Edit: won’t let me paste not sure why.

Also I predict the president will say “BULLSHIT” soon.

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