The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes BANANAS

https://twitter.com/danpfeiffer/status/1179073699288363009

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Ok, the last one is Uzbekistane.

Can we stop before we get to fictional places? Well, after I call Ultima Thule anyway.

(and no, I’m not a Heinlein fanboy - just googled it)

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https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1179074771260182531

This is why impeachment was so important, it gives a viable road map to taking back the Senate.

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So with Trump/Ukraine/Russia/GOP/NRA, I guess this is what Paul Ryan meant by when he said “We are a family, this stays inhouse.” Or whatever the fuck treasonous BS he said. Get rid of every last one of these motherfuckers as far as I’m concerned.

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If every single one of these state department assclowns from Pompeous on down isn’t held in contempt then none of this has any meaning.

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Yea and you know Trump won’t be able to handle himself and keep his mouth shut. They should get an Obama judge to give him a gag order for shits and giggles.

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I’m your man, Steve Harvey. The top answer is on the board. We asked one hundred subway riders: Name a country that is weak.

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Bring back Dominic’s pony.

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https://twitter.com/JulianRoepcke/status/1178960458344210433?s=19

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https://twitter.com/neeratanden/status/1179067839501815808

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https://twitter.com/renato_mariotti/status/1179079752344363009

Hear me out. A reality show where Barr and Giuliani travel the globe, speak with foreign leaders, and investigate nonsense right-wing conspiracies. Think Parts Unknown meets Mythbusters meets The Three Stooges.

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https://twitter.com/ChrisLu44/status/1179023661858197506

I’m imagining a very The Office vibe.

Eagerly awaiting the NYT safari piece about the “swing” voters at the plant who voted Trump in 2016 and will do so again in 2020, because Daddy kept fighting for them, and this is truly the fault of the PE company that owned them.

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France!

“Well, it’s not Trump’s fault. He’s just looking out for the little guy. China could easily pay these tariffs,” says Jim as he forlornly looks out the window while drinking his 2nd cup of Joe.

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https://twitter.com/PeterAlexander/status/1179042978200993792?s=19

The rats are literally getting out of the white house any way they can.

https://twitter.com/mhmck/status/1179067720941408260?s=19

https://twitter.com/DanRather/status/1179097208102277120