The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes BANANAS

That was multiple times a day online when multitabling STTs. Rogged!

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Wait, isnā€™t Ivankaā€™s calming influence helping?

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BATMAN: WHAT HAS HANDS BUT NO GEARS; GLASS BUT NO SAND; A ROUND FACE BUT NO NUMERALS; THE RIGHT ANSWER ONLY TWICE IN TWO HUNDRED AND FORTY-THREE DAYS?

ROBIN: HOLY SMOKES, IT MUST BE SOME KIND OF VENUSIAN CLOCK BUILT WITH ALIEN TECHNOLOGY.

BATMAN: NO ROBIN, ITā€™S JUST SETH ABRAMSON.

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No, I think this is way bigger than that, and way more telling.

Everyone, literally everyone, was 100% convinced that Trump would obstruct literally everything at literally every step. It is what he has always done. Itā€™s why we still donā€™t have the full Mueller report, despite a subpoena. Releasing this memo, publicly, when everyone who reads it with any awareness at all knows itā€™s a smoking gun, and when there is no court order to do so, is a complete reversal. One such reversal may be an oddity, maybe it was just one error in judgment about how exonerating it would be, but three times in a row is a pattern. Not only did Trump acquiesce to the Congressional request for the whistleblower report without a fight, heā€™s now also declassifying it without a fight.

We poker players have a name for what I think this is, and it is tilt. Trump is on tilt. It took, well, Iā€™m not sure if itā€™s a while or not very long, perhaps thatā€™s in the eye of the beholder, but Trump looks like the presidency has worn on him, and heā€™s on tilt. Tilt is a lot of things to a lot of people. Sometimes itā€™s aggressively raising everything when you have nothing, but this isnā€™t Trumpā€™s tilt. Based on this brief pattern, Trumpā€™s tilt looks to be one of two things. One, which may be most likely, is the tilt of a losing player whoā€™s losing so now he is essentially playing bad and passive and trying to lose because losing is whatā€™s supposed to happen and whatā€™s going to happen and when the chips are gone heā€™ll go home with no chips and all will be right in the world. Giving up this memo without a fight, and then the whistleblower report to Congress without a fight, and then declassifying it without a fight looks like a tilted poker player calling every bet with nothing because heā€™s trying to lose.

The other sort of tilt this might be is just being totally irrational and detached from reality. Maybe heā€™s totally lost it and genuinely thinks these are winning plays. That might be an explanation for releasing the memo, but we havenā€™t really gotten any rationale for conceding the whistleblower report to Congress and to the public without a fight. If there is some, no matter how wildly reaching, maybe itā€™s this kind of tilt. If there is a return to aggression and obstruction, itā€™s almost certainly this kind of tilt.

Now, I could be wrong. Maybe heā€™ll just go back to a coherent, consistent pattern of obstruction, and these things were just a fluke, but man, like, even if Iā€™m wrong, itā€™ll probably be hard to see, because these three things that Iā€™m going to go ahead and call massive mistakes if his goal is to get reelected and not get removed from office, these three things are so massive that even a reversal in strategy doesnā€™t look like itā€™s enough, even if the declassified report tomorrow is half what itā€™s being hyped to be.

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Haha I remember that hand. You got this hayseed thinking he set a trap when Ivey already has a boat and then sucking out.

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Iā€™m not sure Trump knows his goose is cooked, but Iā€™m pretty sure his top advisers/Senate republicans know it. So the play now is to get him out as fast as possible to set someone else up for 2020, because itā€™s getting late in the primary season and somebody is going to need to start campaigning in Iowa. LMAO at all the states that are trying to cancel their republican primariesā€¦

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Yea it must be really bad. They wouldnā€™t want Trump waking up to the report already being released and nuking Japan or some random country in anger. Theyā€™ll probably release it after breakfast or something.

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Now that Riverman has bet on Trump getting removed from office, I fancy betting on him serving 3+ terms. :roll_eyes:

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lol WTF am I reading.

Did something new happen like in the last couple hours?

The whistleblower complaint was declassified and will be released tomorrow morning.

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Where can you bet on who the whistleblower is?

Do we know if the report will have any redactions and has Congress seen it?

This is an underemphasized point that Yglesias makes, which is being lost in the hubbub. Whatā€™s taking Trump down is that there are genuine, mostly quiet, Russia hawks in the senate who view Russiaā€™s actions very seriously and want to push back.
https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1177001537996034053

Pretty much the only vetos that have been overturned and the only bills passed over Trumpā€™s objections have been those dealing with Russia sanctions. I have to beleive that a number of GOP senators have told Trump not to go easy on Russia and not to mess too much with sanctions, and the motherfucker just ignores them.

Itā€™s noteworthy that the only thing that really seems to have personally riled CocaineMitch is being referred to as MoscowMitch. I mean some of the old republicans in the senate are life long cold warriors. They want Putin punished for Ukraine. Really, there have to have been at least 20 GOP senators who have communicated this to Trump in one way or another, but he and his advisors are too damn stupid to get it. They tell him: you can fuck everything in the house, the dog, the bird, the couch, shit on congress, illegally misappropriate funds, but stay away from the cat. And yet, heā€™s a stupid catfucker.

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Yea apparently it will have some redacted parts. Not sure if Congress has seen it but itā€™s been confirmed by some GOP members that it will be released to the public tomorrow.

Congress has it. All the rebubs screaming nothingburger this morning havenā€™t said a word.

Let the record show, not the most pessimistic poster on the site, sad!

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Coats would be the favorite, right?

ā€œKievan Ruseā€ fucking GOAT Enrique Yglesias (Kievan Rus' - Wikipedia)

I made this summary of your post.

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