The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes BANANAS

https://mobile.twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/1172601980725993477

https://mobile.twitter.com/NatashaBertrand/status/1172322240379027457

ā€œExamination of the Departmentā€™s and the FBIā€™s Compliance with Legal Requirements and Policies in Applications Filed with the U.S. Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court Relating to a certain U.S. Personā€

LOL

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Kim Jong-Un, Putin, Duterte, and Erdogan gonna be sad.

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looks like big vape got to donald? whats up with that tweet i wonder

I read this story today where the new york post apparently thinks donald trump is a normal father who talks to his children about dangerous things in the world LOL

JFC sadly too stupid be an onion link

the political junkie in me is very entertained at the thought of republicans trying to spin this one though

Legitimately canā€™t tell if this is an Onion headline or an actual thing that happened. The fact that it is even a question, let alone the fact that it actually happened, is so insane.

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Itā€™s like an avid sportsā€™ fan saying, ā€œOh, Derrick Rose just signed an 80 million dollar contract? Itā€™s not my money.ā€

When the ever-increasing prices for cable or satellite TV do pay the salaries of pro athletes. ( and mister avid fan most definitely has a cable subscription obvs)

Same with investors. Money that would otherwise go to employees, environmental protection measures or people denied proper care by health insurance companies, gets funneled to the rich.

That is tacit approval of corruption.

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Way to go media continuing to treat Bill Barr like a normal AG

Totally normal looking

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Personification of mashed potatoes

Good. I hope he looks like Gollum next year. Fuck him.

I didnā€™t see it posted here but Trump bitched about how the new light bulbs make him look orange. LOL.

Iā€™m pretty sure itā€™s the layers of orange bronzer that make him look orange

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For those not in the know, the NY Post is owned by Rupert Murdoch and this piece is almost certainly bullshit

https://twitter.com/eliehonig/status/1172677592161357824?s=19

https://twitter.com/grantstern/status/1172691889881079809?s=19

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1172853679642333185
( twitter | raw text )

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In what version of the matrix is this a real tweet from a real POTUS?

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