The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes BANANAS

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O rly? If you have “nothing to do with that airport”, then why is there an article from 5 years ago where you announced a “strategic partnership” to keep some of your planes at the airport, and to promote it to others, because you knew that having a nice airport nearby would drive traffic to your airport?

I mean, I know lolnothingmatters, but we have the effing receipts EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

Twitter apparently blocked #presidentpussyassbitch from trending, way to go Jack, fantastic free speech warrior

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That’s not why conservatives still want incandescent bulbs. They want people to have the FREEDOM to buy them if they want. It’s a big reason why they hate liberals so much. In their view, there was nothing wrong with those light bulbs and liberals are forcing them to make a choice. They don’t like it.

I have no doubt that back in the early 1900’s conservatives bitched about towns losing blacksmiths because of the horseless carriage. Meanwhile, society moves forward and these dopes will always be 50 years behind because God forbid anything fucking changes.

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Well, it starts with lightbulbs, but one thing leads to another and eventually wealthy white men won’t always get everything they want.

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Very Stable Genius.

https://mobile.twitter.com/brianklaas/status/1171031963953770497

https://twitter.com/johnlegend/status/1170925100717051905

trump

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1171074780566622208
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Why is this time stamped 4 hours into the future?

https://twitter.com/RepMarkTakano/status/1170073156859637763

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https://twitter.com/BrianEntin/status/1170893491511054337

What an impressive list of things accomplished. Almost as impressive as it was in May
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1127688823264169984
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1127688824409264129

And in March
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1104714098724519936

And last June
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1003601217111707649

Onion.

How am I awake?

“filthy mouthed wife”

https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/1170917891203403776

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Grunching a bit but i am quite certain that if you have good taste a trump property is the last place you would want to be.

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Yeah I’m seriously sorry that all of you are trapped in this strange off branch of the timeline with me. I really wish I could immigrate to the one where Gore won in 2000.

That’s been true for a lot longer than he’s been president. The man has always had incredibly gaudy taste for the 3rd generation of a rich family.

I mean Awval loved the one he went to. So there’s that.

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My law partner and i talk about this probably once a year. The entire world would be a better place if Gore had rightfully been President.

The response to 9/11 radicalized so many people. That wouldn’t have happened under Gore.

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