The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes BANANAS

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Sleepy Don needed a nap in between?

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I donā€™t know, I think her face says, ā€œAmerica must really have had a lot of economic anxiety to elect this guy.ā€

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Nuking game IRLā€¦

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Maybe King Donald just forgot those conversations, sounds like they were over a year ago. Iā€™m not sure he has that memory span.

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ORLY? Or the more likely explanation is that Trump is lying.

Iā€™m skurriled too, brother

Well there was a statement from someone in the Chinese government that they didnā€™t want to escalate any farther, etcā€¦

Yeah but they always say that. But then Trump escalates and they have to respond.

This is a week when trump will talk up deals with China to get the stock market back up so he can crow about it. Then next week or in 2 weeks or who knows when, heā€™ll escalate again.

Although itā€™s gonna be hard for him to keep it up this week because heā€™s going to be asked more about ordering companies to abandon China and heā€™s likely to start doubling and tripling down on that when he gets back to the states.

Agreed.

Heā€™s also kind of trapped because the next round of tariffs takes effect on Sunday, he doesnā€™t have a lot of time to pull his usual shenanigans so he might just go full on ā€œfuck you China!!!ā€ and blame them for failed negotiations or something.

Theyā€™ve never wanted to escalate any of this shit, they just want to sell us cheap plastic bullshit or whatever but have to play along when Trump fucks that up.

Shove this picture in his stupid face until he dies.

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The pic of Melania eye-banging Justin Trudeau just made my day